FUCK YEAH LOOK AT THEM HORNS AND SHIT!!!
THEY WILL GANG BANG AN ESKIMO!!!!!!
Drunkard space-time distortion
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- peetie44
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
FUCKING DRUNKS FUCK OH YEAH NARWHALS KILL ALL YOU undrunk ASS WANNABE BITCHES SHIT FUCK NARWHALS DONT CARE ABOUT ANY OF YOU CAUSE NARWHALS GOT BIG ASS LANCE NOSES AND CAN SPEAR COCKTAIL FRUIT LIKE GOD FUCK ALL RIGHT YEAH FUCK YOU VODKA DRINKERS NARWHALS DRINK 151 AND YEAH KILL ALL YOU LITTLE SHIT BEER ASSHOLES FUCK DAMN NARWHALS OH YEAH NARWHALS FUCK THIS SHIT AND ALL YOU NEEDLE DICK PEOPLE FUCKING NARWHALS ARE HERE FOR REAL THATS RIGHT FUCK YOU ASSHOLES DAMN NARWHALS FUCKING RULE THIS BALL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
I know what day it is. It's a drinking day. I had ribs at some restaurant and the ribs were great!
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
NARWHAL RIBS KILLS NUT CANCER FUCK YEAH!!!
- Judge
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
Buncha posts with none of the 260,000 pics available on Google. Pussys alla ya. And I dare any one of you to post the most disturbing narwhal pic. It;s within the frist few pages....not good, not good at all.
Oh heres a Narwhal
Oh heres a Narwhal
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
I'm going to drink more vodka until I puke on the shark like in "Strange Wilderness" Oh too late, Veen and Fabric already did it.
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
Riddeford wrote:I'm going to drink more vodka until I puke on the shark like in "Strange Wilderness" Oh too late, Veen and Fabric already did it.
Pygmy people!
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
FUCK THAT NARWHAL MURDERING MOTHER FUCKER.Judge wrote:And I dare any one of you to post the most disturbing narwhal pic.
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.
Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined.
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
A narwhal stabbed my sister.Riddeford wrote:Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined.
like tears in rain
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
Look at the bright side: she can cross bestiality off her bucket list.Savage wrote:A narwhal stabbed my sister.Riddeford wrote:Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined.
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
Grumpy did that, but he divorced it a few decades ago.rune wrote:Look at the bright side: she can cross bestiality off her bucket list.Savage wrote:A narwhal stabbed my sister.Riddeford wrote:Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined.
like tears in rain
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
Got to respect Riddefort for his efforts to get back on topic.
That said.......
RIDE THAT NARWHAL LIKE A BEEEATCH
That said.......
RIDE THAT NARWHAL LIKE A BEEEATCH
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
FUCKING NARWHALS FIGHTING AND FUCKING AND SHIT!!!
http://video.nationalgeographic.com/vid ... whals.html
FUCK YEAH!!!!
http://video.nationalgeographic.com/vid ... whals.html
FUCK YEAH!!!!