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The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

Post by gnarkill » Fri May 13, 2011 1:28 pm

Some fringe evangelical christian sect is proclaiming that the world will end next Saturday (the 21st). Amongst their evidence is that they believe this date to be the anniversary of the biblical flood that purportedly purged the unsavory elements of humanity from this world the last time around.

I say let's flood ourselves with booze, just in case they're right. There's nothing more purgative and cleansing than good 'ol hooch.
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Post by Milspec » Fri May 13, 2011 1:42 pm

And with all the christians raptured there will be more booze for us! heres to being left behind.
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Post by gnarkill » Fri May 13, 2011 1:59 pm

Here here. Let's turn all the stadium churches into bars.
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Post by DrunkenFodder » Fri May 13, 2011 2:06 pm

WooHoo! I'll be at a Jimmy Buffet concert that day! Can't think of a much better way to meet doomsday.

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Post by JimLahey » Fri May 13, 2011 3:22 pm

Well it's about damn time.

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Post by Negromancer » Fri May 13, 2011 3:31 pm

gnarkill wrote:Some fringe evangelical christian sect is proclaiming that the world will end next Saturday (the 21st). Amongst their evidence is that they believe this date to be the anniversary of the biblical flood that purportedly purged the unsavory elements of humanity from this world the last time around.

I say let's flood ourselves with booze, just in case they're right. There's nothing more purgative and cleansing than good 'ol hooch.
It would sure be a fitting night, because that's when I'm seeing (former?) MDM member of staff, Mr. Boyd Rice, the sharply dressed devil.
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Post by Judge » Fri May 13, 2011 7:14 pm

JimLahey wrote:Well it's about damn time.
Exactly. Especially since I got nothing for retirement and my kids are miserable anyway.
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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri May 13, 2011 7:21 pm

meh. It lasted longer than I thought it would.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Post by Aquaman » Fri May 13, 2011 7:48 pm

"if the sun refuses to shine. I don't mind. I don't mind."

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Post by Chimneyfish » Fri May 13, 2011 9:55 pm

Do these people have a church or any money or anything? I'm feeling generous and would like to offer to take control of their assets on May 22nd. They won't need them anymore and I'll almost certainly be around after the rapture.
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Post by The Limey » Fri May 13, 2011 9:57 pm

It was brief but a pleasure, g'bye and farewell.

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Post by Mr Boozificator » Fri May 13, 2011 10:02 pm

Chimneyfish wrote:Do these people have a church or any money or anything? I'm feeling generous and would like to offer to take control of their assets on May 22nd. They won't need them anymore and I'll almost certainly be around after the rapture.
Well you can BUY our possessions for only 2000 dollars (a bargain, really). Just send your check to: Church of Fatalis, The Black Velvet Pub, Rue du Chai des Farines, 33000 Bordeaux, France. You may also enclose a note explaining how you willingly submit your soul and belongings to The Dark Drunk Overlord, it's up to you.
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Post by TheBigCasino » Fri May 13, 2011 10:43 pm

End of the world eh? Whatever, I had a good run.
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Post by DeeboCools » Sat May 14, 2011 6:04 am

I'll survive it. I was born at a time they already said the population couldn't sustain itself, survived Y2K and busta rhymes doomsday predictions, and cancer and diabetes will likely be cured by the time they put their greasy paws on me. I will live forever. I'll start drinking at 10AM when I'm 125. Thank god I'm an atheist.
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