Some fringe evangelical christian sect is proclaiming that the world will end next Saturday (the 21st). Amongst their evidence is that they believe this date to be the anniversary of the biblical flood that purportedly purged the unsavory elements of humanity from this world the last time around.
I say let's flood ourselves with booze, just in case they're right. There's nothing more purgative and cleansing than good 'ol hooch.
The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
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The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
And with all the christians raptured there will be more booze for us! heres to being left behind.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
Here here. Let's turn all the stadium churches into bars.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
WooHoo! I'll be at a Jimmy Buffet concert that day! Can't think of a much better way to meet doomsday.
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Well it's about damn time.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
It would sure be a fitting night, because that's when I'm seeing (former?) MDM member of staff, Mr. Boyd Rice, the sharply dressed devil.gnarkill wrote:Some fringe evangelical christian sect is proclaiming that the world will end next Saturday (the 21st). Amongst their evidence is that they believe this date to be the anniversary of the biblical flood that purportedly purged the unsavory elements of humanity from this world the last time around.
I say let's flood ourselves with booze, just in case they're right. There's nothing more purgative and cleansing than good 'ol hooch.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
Exactly. Especially since I got nothing for retirement and my kids are miserable anyway.JimLahey wrote:Well it's about damn time.
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meh. It lasted longer than I thought it would.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
Do these people have a church or any money or anything? I'm feeling generous and would like to offer to take control of their assets on May 22nd. They won't need them anymore and I'll almost certainly be around after the rapture.
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It was brief but a pleasure, g'bye and farewell.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
Well you can BUY our possessions for only 2000 dollars (a bargain, really). Just send your check to: Church of Fatalis, The Black Velvet Pub, Rue du Chai des Farines, 33000 Bordeaux, France. You may also enclose a note explaining how you willingly submit your soul and belongings to The Dark Drunk Overlord, it's up to you.Chimneyfish wrote:Do these people have a church or any money or anything? I'm feeling generous and would like to offer to take control of their assets on May 22nd. They won't need them anymore and I'll almost certainly be around after the rapture.
Oh, BTW, the church has a no refund whatsoever policy.
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End of the world eh? Whatever, I had a good run.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
There's only one cop I need to drink bourbon with first. I know a pilot. Cya soon, first Rare Breed on me.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
I'll survive it. I was born at a time they already said the population couldn't sustain itself, survived Y2K and busta rhymes doomsday predictions, and cancer and diabetes will likely be cured by the time they put their greasy paws on me. I will live forever. I'll start drinking at 10AM when I'm 125. Thank god I'm an atheist.
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