How's about by not listening to Jimmy buffet?DrunkenFodder wrote:WooHoo! I'll be at a Jimmy Buffet concert that day! Can't think of a much better way to meet doomsday.
The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
No cheese burger in Paradise for YOU!
NOW TOUCH MY MONKEY!!!
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NOW TOUCH MY MONKEY!!!
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This guy has gambled that it true by spending his life savingings advertising it.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/14/ne ... -doomsday/
That guy bets worse than Johnny T.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/14/ne ... -doomsday/
That guy bets worse than Johnny T.
I'll miss you, pallie.
Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
Jimmy knows. But he never gave a date.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZymMCHb9f4Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZymMCHb9f4Y
Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
I watched some "document" as it was called
It left me some much loopholesm, that I'll down another dram.
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It left me some much loopholesm, that I'll down another dram.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
I don't think they are right but to be on the safe side I slam a few just to make sure
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
Oh, don't be silly! The world cannot end on May 21. My little girl doesn't graduate from college until May 26. Also, I have a doctor's appointment on June 10. Do not listen to random loonies. Keep calm and carry on.
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Good Riddance.
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
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<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
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Also, my daddy's birthday is June 6. He will be 81. Eighty-one, damn. Yet he still has the smile of a little boy.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
One of the usual suspects predicted a "world catastrophe" for this past Saturday (May 14), corresponding to the 63rd anniversary of modern Israel's 1948 birth.
Other than my own world almost ending due to a massive hangover in Turku/Finland...sorry, but no cigar.
As for any other wack-jobs and their brain-dead predictions, take a number and get in line:
http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm
(scroll down through the typical religious spam for the list)
Other than my own world almost ending due to a massive hangover in Turku/Finland...sorry, but no cigar.
As for any other wack-jobs and their brain-dead predictions, take a number and get in line:
http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm
(scroll down through the typical religious spam for the list)
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
What? Does he think the Mayans are wrong?
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
I'll be sitting up on my roof with a bottle and sixer of pounders waiting to see with they are right or not
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Well, if I turn up missing on the 21st, just know that I was saved. You heathens.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
I have a question for the wise old drunks available. Are all these obnoxious doomsday predictions relatively new, as in after Y2K(and/or because we are living post 2000?), or have there always been "some ancient unscientific 'math' predicts the end of the world..." going on every few years?
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