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TheBigCasino wrote:
Patchez wrote:I gotta try a bottle of this if for no other reason than saving the bottle for the collection.
agreed
That is the only reason this shit will sell. I'll prol have to stock it for all the kids here who think they are pornstars.
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BenTheBeast wrote:I still can't understand how Ron Jermey became a porn star...but rum production seems to be completely outside his expertise. Maybe he's just that talented.
Saw a porn once where he was playing piano like frickin Mozart, still doesn't explain how he became a porn star.
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Saw Ron Jeremy at the Atlanta airport about a year ago. That is one ragged lookin dude to be copping all those fine porn starlets.
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I read the title of this thread and thought - "That's like saying a politician is talking."

I'm just saying.

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I hope not on me

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"Big" Ron J appeared on reality telly a few years back and was cool as. I'd buy it just for the label.

Has anyone tried it yet? Where was it distilled?

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It's not available yet, but apparently it's made in Panama and is actually supposed to be good rum. I guess they're making a limited production of it. Kind of a weird gimmick if you ask me...I guess that's what makes it a gimmick.

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Chimneyfish wrote:Ron Jeremy is selling rum.
Ron de Jeremy is exceptionally smooth 7-year old rum from Panama. It is created by another legend, a 72-year old Cuban Master Blender Francisco Don Pancho Fernandez. Ron de Jeremy tastes perfect naked with nothing added and works equally great as a mixer. It is the adult rum.
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Rum, as all alcohol, is meant for adults. Next year, however, infamous adult star Ron Jeremy is launching his "adult" rum, making him another Johnny-come-lately--or Ronny-come-lately, if you'll indulge--on the celebrity booze scene. Ron de Jeremy, which will be available next month for sale online, is a "well-balanced" 7-year-old Panamanian rum.
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The "adult" vibe is evident at the very least in its wink-wink description: "The oak comes through robustly and satisfyingly [...] The finish is elegant and long."
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Pre-order it here.

Rum has always given me bad headaches, if he was marketing a bourbon i might try it...

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pomegranets, figs, snakes and cigars.













subtle.
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I've hear that the reason he gets so many porn roles looking like a mafia hedgehog is because he's a nice guy and puts all the nervous porn starlets at ease as opposed to being a primadonna and making all these chicks go "I can't work with this ashole." Don't know if that shit's true or not.

As for the rum it's either going to be really good or really crappy.
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I think this product will ultimately fail because it seems to play into the sense of humor of college kids, most of whom are going to be underaged and unable to access or necessarily afford a premium rum. They'll buy 1 bottle and keep refilling it with Capt. Morgan.

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I want a bottle of it

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That's some crazy shit. I don't even like rum but I'd totally get it just to show it to people!

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