Superfucker wrote:I'm actually flying cross country on the 21st, if I see the world in ruins beneath me I promise to knock out the sky martial, raid the bar, and have a drink to each and every one of you, then all my friends and families, then all my pets (past and present) then to every woman I've ever slept with and/or cared about, then to any woman I've ever seen, then to anybody I've ever said a word to, then, supplies permitting, everybody else.
You have been added to the no fly list. Please remain in your house until homeland security arrives.
Superfucker wrote:I'm actually flying cross country on the 21st, if I see the world in ruins beneath me I promise to knock out the sky martial, raid the bar, and have a drink to each and every one of you, then all my friends and families, then all my pets (past and present) then to every woman I've ever slept with and/or cared about, then to any woman I've ever seen, then to anybody I've ever said a word to, then, supplies permitting, everybody else.
You have been added to the no fly list. Please remain in your house until homeland security arrives.
Superfucker wrote:I'm actually flying cross country on the 21st, if I see the world in ruins beneath me I promise to knock out the sky martial, raid the bar, and have a drink to each and every one of you, then all my friends and families, then all my pets (past and present) then to every woman I've ever slept with and/or cared about, then to any woman I've ever seen, then to anybody I've ever said a word to, then, supplies permitting, everybody else.
You have been added to the no fly list. Please remain in your house until homeland security arrives.
The joker who's leading the 5-21-11 charge did the same thing back in '94. As far as I know, the world didn't end then. Cobain killed himself, and I'm sure some plaid-wearing schmoes were upset for awhile, but no locusts or anything.
If it does end, well, at least it's not at the hands of the machines.
• "Avoiding the darker alcohols like bourbon, red wine and dark rum might lessen [a hangover] and you might also dance better if you wear a tutu instead of trousers." - FKR
• "If you wanna 'talk about' my drinking, it better be about how fucking awesome it is." - Me
You know, I just realized that I will probably sleep in throughout the whole supposed "WE ALL GO BYE-BYE TO HAPPY, EXCEPT YOU HEATHENS" thing. It IS on a Saturday, after all.
Savage wrote:You know, I just realized that I will probably sleep in throughout the whole supposed "WE ALL GO BYE-BYE TO HAPPY, EXCEPT YOU HEATHENS" thing. It IS on a Saturday, after all.
Either that or I'll be too drunk to notice anything. At least until the pint in front of me disappears, then I'll be little upset.
ThirstyDrunk wrote:...FIRST WILL COME THE DEMISE OF THE MACHO ONE...
-That shits straight from the bible drunkards!
You were the greatest Macho. R.I.P brother.
The man who intoxicates himself on bad whisky is sometimes moved to kill his wife and set his house on fire, but the victim of applejack is capable of blowing up a whole town with dynamite and of reciting original poetry to every surviving inhabitant.