...With the first pick in the 2011 apocalypse draft, God selects Macho Man Randy Savage.
The devil is on the clock.
The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
"Beginner's luck is only possible if you try."
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
3 hours on the east coast to there doomsday
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
It has been the 21st in australia, asia, and the middle east now for a while, so it seems the end is not extremely fucking nigh. That crazy 89 year old bastard.
Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
He meant 6pm PST.
He still has a shot!!
Fuck it. His Doomsday Wrath Horseshit Church is worth $70 million. If he's not right this time then he'll recalculate like last time for another $70 million!
Fucker!
He still has a shot!!
Fuck it. His Doomsday Wrath Horseshit Church is worth $70 million. If he's not right this time then he'll recalculate like last time for another $70 million!
Fucker!
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
About 20 min to go down here in Alberta Canada.
Last words... uh. Hmmm...
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Carry on.
Last words... uh. Hmmm...
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Carry on.
Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
still her can i get awoop woop
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
No such luck, still alive.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
Dudes it aint til 6
damn ignorant atheists
damn ignorant atheists
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
Oh good. I thought it was at midnight tonight, so I'm still an ignorant atheist.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Dudes it aint til 6
damn ignorant atheists
Well I woke up this morning and got myself a beer
Cause the future's uncertain and the end is ALWAYS near
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
5 hours late here lol!
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
The rapture just happened in my toilet. There were no survivors.
I'll miss you, pallie.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
Disappointing.
When I woke up today I was expecting all the christians to be abscent so I could begin moving into that lovely church up the street. (I figured they wouldn't need it anymore, post rapture antway,and I'm a fan of high ceilings and stained glass)
Apperently I have to wait for the REAL apocalypse before I can have my awesome "cathedral interior" party house.
When I woke up today I was expecting all the christians to be abscent so I could begin moving into that lovely church up the street. (I figured they wouldn't need it anymore, post rapture antway,and I'm a fan of high ceilings and stained glass)
Apperently I have to wait for the REAL apocalypse before I can have my awesome "cathedral interior" party house.
"a wise man drinks with the devil to keep the bastard in line, a fool tries to drink the devil away."
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
Hey it's after 6:30 the time he said it was going to happen.And did it happen I would be able to tell I would stay on earth
I don't think it happen
I don't think it happen
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.
Well that sucked. What a tease.