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Steve
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Re: hello and welcome

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Newcastle Brown Ale, with sambuca to follow.

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sloweducation
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Re: hello and welcome

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Shit, 8 years ago I was in college sleeping til 12pm, drinking tons, and sleeping with wonderful women. Everything is the same except I have to get up at 8am.

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Re: hello and welcome

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ive got 3 gallons of 60 shilling scottish, 3 gallons of a tequilla pale ale and 2 gallons of an almost stout dark ale

i have to work in the morning but youre welcome to drink what you can as long as you keep it down and save me some for tomorrow when i wake up.

thats right biowtch, i drink beer for breakfast
and ive sh1t bigger turds than any of you


/shakefist
/passout

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Re: hello and welcome

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swirly_commode wrote:ive got 3 gallons of 60 shilling scottish, 3 gallons of a tequilla pale ale and 2 gallons of an almost stout dark ale

i have to work in the morning but youre welcome to drink what you can as long as you keep it down and save me some for tomorrow when i wake up.

thats right biowtch, i drink beer for breakfast
and ive sh1t bigger turds than any of you


/shakefist
/passout
Welcome aboard, i'll have several of everything you have!
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Re: hello and welcome

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Have a drink, have a good time!
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
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Re: hello and welcome

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Welcome aboard, finally.

now make with the double WT101's, and keep 'em coming.
BMMS is wrong.

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WWDJFD?

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Re: hello and welcome

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Screwdriver for me. Not my usual but it's the weather for it.

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Re: hello and welcome

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Jameson. Double. Rocks.

I love the fact that you joined 8 days before Judge and 6 months before Casino. This makes you older than Sonic's socks, Thirsty's sleeve/napkin, Peetie's piano, Grip's wheel, and Phone's rotary dial.

btw - last night I hit for the cycle of doubles:

Jamesons
Jamesons 12
Jamesons 18
Red Breast
Jamesons Private Reserve

That was some fine drinking. I'm going to reverse the batting order tonight as the Private Reserve deserves the full attention of my palate. Nobody puts baby in the corner.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

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I have seen a handful of new guys posting over the past couple days without them giving us a proper introduction and a round.

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Wingman
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

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BigDog49 wrote:I have seen a handful of new guys posting over the past couple days without them giving us a proper introduction and a round.
yep. new guy buys. i'll have a shot of whiskey and a shot of whiskey and a beer and a shot of whiskey, thanks.
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

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Have we met?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

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BigDog49 wrote:I have seen a handful of new guys posting over the past couple days without them giving us a proper introduction and a round.
Yeah, but who are you?

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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

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And you are?
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

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Chimneyfish
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

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Never heard of ya pal

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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by Mr Boozificator »

My god, we're surrounded with strangers.
RUN!
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.

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