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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

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Dance puppets!!

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Don't get mad.

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Pickles

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Chimneyfish wrote:
BigDog49 wrote:I have seen a handful of new guys posting over the past couple days without them giving us a proper introduction and a round.
Yeah, but who are you?
You know, I thought the same fucking thing. Who the fuck is this asshat?! You can't be a big dog if you still piss on yourself.
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I mean 2009?! Who the fuck of any import joined this place in 2009?!

Wankers!
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im not new. been here since 2005. i just forgot is all. casino can vouch for me.
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G_W wrote:I mean 2009?! Who the fuck of any import joined this place in 2009?!

Wankers!
You are so cool, you joined a forum earlier than me, it must mean you are hard as fuck and will continue to brag about how much you drink. Fuck you, I'm not impressed.

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JimLahey wrote:
G_W wrote:I mean 2009?! Who the fuck of any import joined this place in 2009?!

Wankers!
You are so cool, you joined a forum earlier than me, it must mean you are hard as fuck and will continue to brag about how much you drink. Fuck you, I'm not impressed.
genuflect, newbster.
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nic the chick wrote:
JimLahey wrote:
G_W wrote:I mean 2009?! Who the fuck of any import joined this place in 2009?!

Wankers!
You are so cool, you joined a forum earlier than me, it must mean you are hard as fuck and will continue to brag about how much you drink. Fuck you, I'm not impressed.
genuflect, newbster.
You are not Hemingway, give it a break.

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JimLahey wrote:
You are not Hemingway, give it a break.
i never claimed to be. i have better hair, better (not necessarily larger) tits, and i'm not dead.
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nic the chick wrote:
JimLahey wrote:
You are not Hemingway, give it a break.
i never claimed to be. i have better hair, better (not necessarily larger) tits, and i'm not dead.
Got any nipple clamps?

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JimLahey wrote:
Got any nipple clamps?
Image

i got ins, fool.
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I, as a matter of fact, am the real life and factual hemmingway you bunch of dirty dog dick suckers
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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I'll take that for a no. You're frigid. It's fun, give it a try ;)

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JimLahey wrote:I'll take that for a no. You're frigid. It's fun, give it a try ;)
for a minute i thought you were cool. like, way cooler than the 'sbags who've been joining for the past couple of years. don't h8, lahey.

nipple clamps are for another forum.
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