Introduction Thread for New Members!
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People
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- Chimneyfish
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People
Don't get mad.
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People
You know, I thought the same fucking thing. Who the fuck is this asshat?! You can't be a big dog if you still piss on yourself.Chimneyfish wrote:Yeah, but who are you?BigDog49 wrote:I have seen a handful of new guys posting over the past couple days without them giving us a proper introduction and a round.
"We're all in a freak show. It's called life. Buy a ticket and enjoy the ride." - Foamy the Squirrelsteved wrote:Proof is just information.
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- Juicing Like Jackie
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I mean 2009?! Who the fuck of any import joined this place in 2009?!
Wankers!
Wankers!
"We're all in a freak show. It's called life. Buy a ticket and enjoy the ride." - Foamy the Squirrelsteved wrote:Proof is just information.
- nic the chick
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im not new. been here since 2005. i just forgot is all. casino can vouch for me.
For a forreal party, you needs to be takin a mirror off of the wall and shit.
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- JimLahey
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You are so cool, you joined a forum earlier than me, it must mean you are hard as fuck and will continue to brag about how much you drink. Fuck you, I'm not impressed.G_W wrote:I mean 2009?! Who the fuck of any import joined this place in 2009?!
Wankers!
- nic the chick
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genuflect, newbster.JimLahey wrote:You are so cool, you joined a forum earlier than me, it must mean you are hard as fuck and will continue to brag about how much you drink. Fuck you, I'm not impressed.G_W wrote:I mean 2009?! Who the fuck of any import joined this place in 2009?!
Wankers!
For a forreal party, you needs to be takin a mirror off of the wall and shit.
~anonymous
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- JimLahey
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You are not Hemingway, give it a break.nic the chick wrote:genuflect, newbster.JimLahey wrote:You are so cool, you joined a forum earlier than me, it must mean you are hard as fuck and will continue to brag about how much you drink. Fuck you, I'm not impressed.G_W wrote:I mean 2009?! Who the fuck of any import joined this place in 2009?!
Wankers!
- nic the chick
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i never claimed to be. i have better hair, better (not necessarily larger) tits, and i'm not dead.JimLahey wrote:
You are not Hemingway, give it a break.
For a forreal party, you needs to be takin a mirror off of the wall and shit.
~anonymous
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Got any nipple clamps?nic the chick wrote:i never claimed to be. i have better hair, better (not necessarily larger) tits, and i'm not dead.JimLahey wrote:
You are not Hemingway, give it a break.
- nic the chick
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JimLahey wrote:
Got any nipple clamps?
i got ins, fool.
For a forreal party, you needs to be takin a mirror off of the wall and shit.
~anonymous
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- ThirstyDrunk
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I, as a matter of fact, am the real life and factual hemmingway you bunch of dirty dog dick suckers
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- JimLahey
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I'll take that for a no. You're frigid. It's fun, give it a try ;)
- nic the chick
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for a minute i thought you were cool. like, way cooler than the 'sbags who've been joining for the past couple of years. don't h8, lahey.JimLahey wrote:I'll take that for a no. You're frigid. It's fun, give it a try ;)
nipple clamps are for another forum.
For a forreal party, you needs to be takin a mirror off of the wall and shit.
~anonymous
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