Morning beer
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Morning beer
It doesn't get much better than waking up still drunk and tapping that first beer.
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The older I get, the better I was.
It's damn expensive to look this cheap.
The older I get, the better I was.
It's damn expensive to look this cheap.
Re: Morning beer
What the fuck, you all sleeping in this late?
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The older I get, the better I was.
It's damn expensive to look this cheap.
The older I get, the better I was.
It's damn expensive to look this cheap.
- DeeboCools
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Re: Morning beer
nope! had a few, then breakfast, then took a nap. Now I'm back it at cheers
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Morning beer
dude
i was up drinking til like 6 this morning. I just woke up on the floor.
Havin thta beer now.
i was up drinking til like 6 this morning. I just woke up on the floor.
Havin thta beer now.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Morning beer
Weew. Thought I was all alone.
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The older I get, the better I was.
It's damn expensive to look this cheap.
The older I get, the better I was.
It's damn expensive to look this cheap.
- Fabricsoftner
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Re: Morning beer
Just cracked the first one. This is how you keep hangovers at bay.
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
- MeanOldLady
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Re: Morning beer
can i admit something here? i don't think i'm going to have a drink today. to describe the past two weeks as having gone on "a bit of a tear" would be akin to describing wwii as "a minor skirmish." my body is angry with me, and is expressing said anger through unrelenting physical violence.
i need a break. just until monday.
i need a break. just until monday.
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"If you can't trust the inner monkey, who can you trust?" -F. Sott Blitzedgerald
"this thread should be called WEAK drunk pics. more people should be bloody and passed out" -old crow
- JimLahey
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Re: Morning beer
I just woke up, that whiskey put me in a drunken coma.
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Re: Morning beer
MeanOldLady wrote:can i admit something here? i don't think i'm going to have a drink today. to describe the past two weeks as having gone on "a bit of a tear" would be akin to describing wwii as "a minor skirmish." my body is angry with me, and is expressing said anger through unrelenting physical violence.
i need a break. just until monday.
Wondering if you broke? Sometimes I have that sound, reasonable, hungover speech to myself 'So, self. We're not going to quit drinking. But just, like, really? Every night? Just lay off for a little while.' then it's like 'Don't worry, it's okay. just have a few. It's not like 4 beers is gonna make a difference. You're just slowin your roll a little bit, it's healthy'. Then I'm like '4 SHOTS!'
The end, or [scene missing]
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- WolfOfTheWest
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Re: Morning beer
Morning beers are the bomb. It's just unfortunate that my morning beer is at 6.45am every day. Then i go to work. From 8o'clock onwards its straight vodka, because that's the only drink the boss' cant smell!!
ps. First ever post.. Hey Modern Drunkards!
ps. First ever post.. Hey Modern Drunkards!
"My ambition is handicapped by laziness" — Charles Bukowski
- Smatter Noguts
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Re: Morning beer
Welcome aboard, newbie.
Ships leaving for the island every 5 minutes.
Jefferson Reserve with a Bell's Amber Ale, now.
Ships leaving for the island every 5 minutes.
Jefferson Reserve with a Bell's Amber Ale, now.
- JimLahey
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Re: Morning beer
Drinkin' on the job, I love it! Welcome aboard!Phenom wrote:Morning beers are the bomb. It's just unfortunate that my morning beer is at 6.45am every day. Then i go to work. From 8o'clock onwards its straight vodka, because that's the only drink the boss' cant smell!!
ps. First ever post.. Hey Modern Drunkards!
- MeanOldLady
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Re: Morning beer
yeah, i'm full of shit and put some liquor in me yesterday, as i figured a few wouldn't hurt. not today though. i skipped today entirely, and even went jogging. filthy habit, i know, but fresh air and exercise were required.DeeboCools wrote:Wondering if you broke? Sometimes I have that sound, reasonable, hungover speech to myself 'So, self. We're not going to quit drinking. But just, like, really? Every night? Just lay off for a little while.' then it's like 'Don't worry, it's okay. just have a few. It's not like 4 beers is gonna make a difference. You're just slowin your roll a little bit, it's healthy'. Then I'm like '4 SHOTS!'
The end, or [scene missing]
"Vodka is the Harry Potter of Booze, fun at first but ultimately unsatisfying and made for children." -The Lush
"If you can't trust the inner monkey, who can you trust?" -F. Sott Blitzedgerald
"this thread should be called WEAK drunk pics. more people should be bloody and passed out" -old crow
"If you can't trust the inner monkey, who can you trust?" -F. Sott Blitzedgerald
"this thread should be called WEAK drunk pics. more people should be bloody and passed out" -old crow
- Frankennietzsche
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Re: Morning beer
Jogging?...? That causes chafing. Drinking doesnot cause chafing.
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- MeanOldLady
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Re: Morning beer
jogging has all kinds of undesirable side-effects such as perspiration, mild fatigue, and increased heart rate. i'm pretty sure 100 bpm is not a healthy heart rate.
"Vodka is the Harry Potter of Booze, fun at first but ultimately unsatisfying and made for children." -The Lush
"If you can't trust the inner monkey, who can you trust?" -F. Sott Blitzedgerald
"this thread should be called WEAK drunk pics. more people should be bloody and passed out" -old crow
"If you can't trust the inner monkey, who can you trust?" -F. Sott Blitzedgerald
"this thread should be called WEAK drunk pics. more people should be bloody and passed out" -old crow