2 handles per week of really cheap vodka; total $24.56.
This will get you by; bar prices and the kindness of family and strangers gets you farther if you have a way with words and a pleasant personality and if you look like Cary Grant.
I'm at the allowance and payday is friday and $10 smackaroons is a paltry sum for wageslave paychecktopaycheck plebe like me to have to thier names at this fucking instant but FUCKING BUDGETS MUST BE OBSERVED unless you're a gay communist democrat on capitol hill in which case; fuck it, it's as good as what we print; spend it all and fuck everybody.
I was free and had a motorcycle and two girlfriends and nothing but sunshine, grass, and a future 40 years ago tonight. Life is cruel. I'm buying you all another and I will keep ranting about how life sucks so bad, 'cause it does.
Tomorrow I go out and look for Jeannie. If I can collect the balls. Then we'll see who won.
Mantenance
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhhUQxjbKG0Smatter Noguts wrote: I was free and had a motorcycle and two girlfriends and nothing but sunshine, grass, and a future 40 years ago tonight. Life is cruel. I'm buying you all another and I will keep ranting about how life sucks so bad, 'cause it does.
Tomorrow I go out and look for Jeannie. If I can collect the balls. Then we'll see who won.
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Re: Mantenance
And you mention politics why? That's just crass.
"making the world a more disturbing place for over half a century"
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Forgive me, for my untemperered words. I've been drinking, and haven't been well lately...Heathen55 wrote:And you mention politics why? That's just crass.
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BTW, your Mom just called; she wants me to come over and spank her like you're spanking your monkey in the basement.
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Amen to that. Although that's the plot of 43% of all Meat Loaf's songs, I still hear ya. I'm a wee bit younger than you, but I'll raise one in your honor, and one for all the shit that I've let slip away.Smatter Noguts wrote:I was free and had a motorcycle and two girlfriends and nothing but sunshine, grass, and a future 40 years ago tonight. Life is cruel. I'm buying you all another and I will keep ranting about how life sucks so bad, 'cause it does.
As the Loaf put it, "It was long ago and far away, but it was so much better than it is today..."
Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
A little early isn't it, Woody?
For a beer?
No, for stupid questions...
"I got me a bottle and a dream, it's so maudlin it seems..."
A little early isn't it, Woody?
For a beer?
No, for stupid questions...
"I got me a bottle and a dream, it's so maudlin it seems..."
Re: Mantenance
Here's to you, Sir. The next cheap vodka I pour will be in your name.
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That's not how it's spelled.
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That's teh way the New Drunkard Dictionairy and Bar Bible spells it.DeeboCools wrote:That's not how it's spelled.
I have no remembrance of posting this at all. Winning!
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"Mantenance" spelling Motion clears the house on Winning! grounds. Awaiting Judge's green light or veto.Smatter Noguts wrote:
That's teh way the New Drunkard Dictionairy and Bar Bible spells it.
I have no remembrance of posting this at all. Winning!
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Re: Mantenance
Just restocked 2 handles of Evan Williams at 18.99 each and a handle of Old Forester for 32.99
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Stocking up, I love it. If a zombie apocalypse was to occur you are prepared!John Barleycorn wrote:Just restocked 2 handles of Evan Williams at 18.99 each and a handle of Old Forester for 32.99
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...for almost 20 days.JimLahey wrote:Stocking up, I love it. If a zombie apocalypse was to occur you are prepared!John Barleycorn wrote:Just restocked 2 handles of Evan Williams at 18.99 each and a handle of Old Forester for 32.99
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Mantenance
That's a good price for the Evan Williams (I'm assuming it's the black), I'm stuck paying 23 bucks a handle here. Still, for the price point it's hard to pass up.John Barleycorn wrote:Just restocked 2 handles of Evan Williams at 18.99 each and a handle of Old Forester for 32.99
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Yeah, it was on sale and usually the discount sale price is 19.99. I was impressed. Nomal price is 23.99, but I never pay that because it usually goes on sale somewhere every few weeks.SourMash wrote:That's a good price for the Evan Williams (I'm assuming it's the black), I'm stuck paying 23 bucks a handle here. Still, for the price point it's hard to pass up.John Barleycorn wrote:Just restocked 2 handles of Evan Williams at 18.99 each and a handle of Old Forester for 32.99