The secret to a long happy marrage.

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The secret to a long happy marrage.

Post by Jags » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:54 pm

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The older I get, the better I was.

It's damn expensive to look this cheap.

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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.

Post by DeeboCools » Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:45 pm

I say that to bourbon and sometimes rum. Other spirits are less long-term, more like hiring a prostitute, just what I want that night.
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.

Post by JimLahey » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:52 pm

I constantly talk to my beer, or look at it affectionately after the first taste.

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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.

Post by peetie44 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:54 pm

gawd...thought I was reading the secret of a lone hippy mirage
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.

Post by Superfucker » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:33 pm

I'm often slapped by the Girlfriend once she realizes that I've been talking to my drink the entire time.
What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? ~ W. C. Fields

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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.

Post by Judge » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:03 pm

I thought this was like that question, "whats the best kind of boat to have? I friend with a boat."
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.

Post by Savage » Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:50 pm

Yep, change that "wine" to bourbon, and I'm there. Not that it matters, since when I say something like that, the old man is either in the bathroom, snoring, or too deaf to know I've even spoken.
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.

Post by Smatter Noguts » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:56 pm

I thought Savage was done posting here.

How'd you find your way back in?

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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.

Post by JimLahey » Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:30 pm

Smatter Noguts wrote:I thought Savage was done posting here.

How'd you find your way back in?
Bourbon is a hell of a drug.

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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.

Post by Wingman » Thu Jul 28, 2011 8:32 am

JimLahey wrote:
Bourbon is a hell of a drug.
i lol'd. okay, not really, but i smiled and snorted a little.
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.

Post by DeeboCools » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:25 pm

Superfucker wrote:I'm often slapped by the Girlfriend once she realizes that I've been talking to my drink the entire time.
"I love your curves... You smell so good... and you taste just as good as you smell... and I love the way Ice clinks inside of you"
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.

Post by Wingman » Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:46 pm

DeeboCools wrote:
Superfucker wrote:I'm often slapped by the Girlfriend once she realizes that I've been talking to my drink the entire time.
"I love your curves... You smell so good... and you taste just as good as you smell... and I love the way Ice clinks inside of you"
"i'm so glad i took you out of the refrigerator and put you in my mouth."

wait, what?
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.

Post by DeeboCools » Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:36 pm

Wingman wrote:
"i'm so glad i took you out of the refrigerator and put you in my mouth."

wait, what?
This.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James

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