you can call her a slut?
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How many men can a woman have paternity tested before...
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Re: How many men can a woman have paternity tested before...
Dude. Derrick's kid is lucky he's not the father. Derrick looks like a goddamned monster.
Re: How many men can a woman have paternity tested before...
John Barleycorn wrote:you can call her a slut?
That all depends on how big the party was.
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Re: How many men can a woman have paternity tested before...
And if she took any names.
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Dude! You ARE the father!
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Space monkey has spoken.waahoohah wrote:Dude! You ARE the father!
He speaks Ex Cathedra.
Let it be written, let it be done.
[actually, he was simply relieved that it wasn't him]
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Should have wrapped that rascal, Randall!
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Exactly what I'd do.Rumhead wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck
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Only in the US of A.Rumhead wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck
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I think if you need to have a paternity test, then you have a problem and probably should not be having this child.
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Not mad really. It's more like I want to ask the woman who brings 19 men in and still can't find the father "Damn girl! How many different sexual partners do you have during a 28 day menstrual cycle?" I mean, I could understand bringing in half the neighborhood if you needed to test everyone you ever slept with, but baby making doesn't work that way. It's not like one day you'll end up pregnant from that time you had sex 4 years ago with Steve because his sperm were just waiting up there and biding their time.J. Tequila wrote:
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every woman I did with
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What is this "the menstrual cycle"? Sounds like liberal propaganda to meJohn Barleycorn wrote:
Not mad really. It's more like I want to ask the woman who brings 19 men in and still can't find the father "Damn girl! How many different sexual partners do you have during a 28 day menstrual cycle?"
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