I'm in love!
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If it's a problem that you don't want to go away, my friend, you are in love.
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As an added update: I asked her out today - on a sort of date like. She totally said yes...
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Well done, have a drink to celebrate.
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Beware, most ladies react badly if you show up at the first date with no pants on.Heid wrote:As an added update: I asked her out today - on a sort of date like. She totally said yes...
Well, that's what I hear anyway.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Sort of date like? what are you? her gay friend? Tell her unambiguously that it is a date, she might get lucky, and those odds double if she brings a friend.
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False alarm. She's had to bail on me. For genuine reasons that I won't go into. There still may be a chance in the future. Needless to say receiving that text this morning five minutes before I got to work was not the most uplifting feeling I've ever had.
And now I have to spend an evening in a tapas resataurant with work colleagues pretending that my heart hasn't sank into my kneecaps.
Someone pass the rum...
And now I have to spend an evening in a tapas resataurant with work colleagues pretending that my heart hasn't sank into my kneecaps.
Someone pass the rum...
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you know what the problem with being so fucking smart is?
no surprises.
no surprises.
Stupid should hurt.
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I'm afraid I don't follow...Wingman wrote:you know what the problem with being so fucking smart is?
no surprises.
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The sea is full of fish my friend...Heid wrote:False alarm. She's had to bail on me. For genuine reasons that I won't go into. There still may be a chance in the future. Needless to say receiving that text this morning five minutes before I got to work was not the most uplifting feeling I've ever had.
And now I have to spend an evening in a tapas resataurant with work colleagues pretending that my heart hasn't sank into my kneecaps.
Someone pass the rum...
There isn't a day when I don't see a beautiful girl at a bus stop or simply walking down the street. One out of a hundred of those beautiful girls is uncomplicated and knows what she wants, shoot for this one, leave the others at their sordid little games. You want sympathy good times and a piece of nice conversation at the pub, not a permanent headache in the hope that maybe, one day, the bitch will condescend to kiss you on the cheek. The sea is just swarming with pretty fishes.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.Heid wrote:I'm afraid I don't follow...Wingman wrote:you know what the problem with being so fucking smart is?
no surprises.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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I knew i was in love when my (now) wife didn’t get upset when i threw up on her. She did ask that i work on my aim though. Maybe for our anniversary.
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say no more, say no more!ThirstyDrunk wrote:A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.Heid wrote:I'm afraid I don't follow...Wingman wrote:you know what the problem with being so fucking smart is?
no surprises.
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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What a homo.