Found out today that one of mine is living in a $4 mill house in California and working for Sony.
She wasn't the true love, but damn, her hubby that sold me the Honda 360 in 1972 is still along for the ride.
Life is funny, kids.
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Well... JimLahey, Smatter mentioned that she does work for Sony. Maybe she is vice president or something and has paid for the house herself. There are women who make a carreer for themselves and don't depend on their husband's money.JimLahey wrote:Must be so easy to be a good looking woman... just bag yourself a whale and retire.
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After ten years of being divorced, I still have (sexually laden) dreams about my ex. Strange thing is: the sex with my redhead is better (and surely more frequent) than it used to be with my ex-wife. Moreover, she was a real bitch. Any psychoanalysts on this board????
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Right here. What you're experiencing is called "feelings." Not much is known about them other than that they are vastly inferior to "thoughts." I'm going to prescribe you alcohol as needed until the symptoms subside, or you no longer care.BBoozer wrote:. Any psychoanalysts on this board????
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I'm exactly the same way. Especially memories of first girlfriends, those never go away.BBoozer wrote:After ten years of being divorced, I still have (sexually laden) dreams about my ex. Strange thing is: the sex with my redhead is better (and surely more frequent) than it used to be with my ex-wife. Moreover, she was a real bitch. Any psychoanalysts on this board????
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DeeboCools wrote:Right here. What you're experiencing is called "feelings." Not much is known about them other than that they are vastly inferior to "thoughts." I'm going to prescribe you alcohol as needed until the symptoms subside, or you no longer care.BBoozer wrote:. Any psychoanalysts on this board????
Thank you for reminding me. Prescription received and filled.
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wouldn't trade a one. they all make me happy, either because i had 'em, or because they're gone.
to all the girls we've loved before!
to all the girls we've loved before!
Stupid should hurt.
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Cheers indeed, man!Wingman wrote:wouldn't trade a one. they all make me happy, either because i had 'em, or because they're gone.
to all the girls we've loved before!
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Yeah, fuck those feelings, I once dated a big-breasted French girl who liked it up the butt. Why aren't my dreams reminders of those sexual encounters?DeeboCools wrote:Right here. What you're experiencing is called "feelings." Not much is known about them other than that they are vastly inferior to "thoughts." I'm going to prescribe you alcohol as needed until the symptoms subside, or you no longer care.BBoozer wrote:. Any psychoanalysts on this board????
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I have an oil heiress, a hotel/real estate heiress and a (Canadian) supermarket-chain heiress in my past -- I SHIT YOU NOT!
If only one of them might've been a distillery or brewery heiress...
If only one of them might've been a distillery or brewery heiress...
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I would stay with a girl for money. Money=booze. That's just logical.
Bourbon is my blood.
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