Is it technically an eye opener if you never closed your eyes?
It's a bit before 6 am, and these screwdrivers with a splash of mountain dew are tasting heavenly. I may mix in some red bull, which would probably qualify the drinks as eye keeper-openers, wouldn't you think? Have slept sparingly the last few days....choosing the right pedigree and strength of drink throughout a true multi-day 'bender' is like playing a piano. When done properly, and everything falls into place, it can truly be a thing of beauty. An improperly timed flat, however, can ruin the whole thing.
That said, is there anyone in Athens, GA who'd like to get together for some 'bender'-grade eggs and grits for breakfast?
Eye Opener
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AAAAAHHH the eye opener...
The staving off the well deserved hangover of the night before, the optimism one has for the day ahead, the eye opener is a valuable friend. And what are my fellow drunkards enjoying? I've got the ol' standby of Smirnoff O and club. I may move to sangria this afternoon. If I can still move.
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Re: AAAAAHHH the eye opener...
Damn but my AV doesn't represent how obnoxiously auburn I've dyed my hair. And now it's half down my back. Time for an update, yes?
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Re: AAAAAHHH the eye opener...
Yes, definitely time for an update. If you're shy, just PM me your picture, honey.
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Re: AAAAAHHH the eye opener...
OK, that was bad. I know you're not shy.
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Re: AAAAAHHH the eye opener...
I most certainly am not! Hair wise I am almost auburn Ann Coulter - without the Adam's apple. PM for numbers if you think you can handle the R droppin' Bronx rasp! I have faith in you.BBoozer wrote:OK, that was bad. I know you're not shy.
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Re: AAAAAHHH the eye opener...
Will do, will do. But right now I have to walk outside and fetch my kids. Sorry, NYDingbat, I'm such a responsible drunkard.NYDingbat wrote:I most certainly am not! Hair wise I am almost auburn Ann Coulter - without the Adam's apple. PM for numbers if you think you can handle the R droppin' Bronx rasp! I have faith in you.BBoozer wrote:OK, that was bad. I know you're not shy.
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Re: AAAAAHHH the eye opener...
BBoozer wrote:Will do, will do. But right now I have to walk outside and fetch my kids. Sorry, NYDingbat, I'm such a responsible drunkard.NYDingbat wrote:I most certainly am not! Hair wise I am almost auburn Ann Coulter - without the Adam's apple. PM for numbers if you think you can handle the R droppin' Bronx rasp! I have faith in you.BBoozer wrote:OK, that was bad. I know you're not shy.
Admirable, sir. We'll chat later when they're safe and sound.
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Re: AAAAAHHH the eye opener...
Trying to decide if I should get drunk on this fine Monday holiday...I just dread the Monday (in this case tuesday) hangovers. It's as if all the hangovers from the previous days join forces to attack you on the first day of the workweek. It's tough to deal with and depressing as hell...
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<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Re: AAAAAHHH the eye opener...
Who are you trying to convince?Riddeford wrote:Trying to decide if I should get drunk on this fine Monday holiday...I just dread the Monday (in this case tuesday) hangovers. It's as if all the hangovers from the previous days join forces to attack you on the first day of the workweek. It's tough to deal with and depressing as hell...
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: AAAAAHHH the eye opener...
Once I found some shoes I decided to get a lot of beer. I'll be hurting tomorrow but that's the way it is. Cheers you glorious drunks!Mr Boozificator wrote:Who are you trying to convince?Riddeford wrote:Trying to decide if I should get drunk on this fine Monday holiday...I just dread the Monday (in this case tuesday) hangovers. It's as if all the hangovers from the previous days join forces to attack you on the first day of the workweek. It's tough to deal with and depressing as hell...
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Re: AAAAAHHH the eye opener...
This is one for the annals.Riddeford wrote: Once I found some shoes I decided to get a lot of beer.
I said ANNals.
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Re: AAAAAHHH the eye opener...
I have recently discovered the wild world of hair dye. Most of my hair fell out, so I decided to superbleach the remaining strands, so when I don't wear my scarf, I look all California girl. Then I realized that I most resemble some fat cooking guy on TV. Life stinks, and then you don't die. Damn!
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Re: AAAAAHHH the eye opener...
I occasionally go for the eye opener, usually a shot of vodka while my morning coffee brews. Helps relax me and clear the mind. Once in a while I'll have a bottle of Sam Adams while cooking some eggs and bacon..
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Re: AAAAAHHH the eye opener...
An eye opener should also be strong enough to get the old heart kicking. I go for a double shot of vodka.