I was wondering...
Since I like to drink my whisky out of a bottle would anyone here have suggestions on how I might take the top off of my whisky bottle? I mean, I kinda like whisky (just so long as it doesn't taste like whisky) but lately I've had trouble getting the top off the bottle. Like...do you take the top off of a bourbon bottle differently than you do off a scotch bottle? Btw...I don't want any wood, peat, smoke, caramel, chocolate, leather, heather, crystal meth, opium or etcetera taste in my whisky, but I find that my taking off the bottle's cap imparts all these flavors.
Also...once I open my whisky bottle, the contents seem to vanish. Am I doing something wrong?
Whisky Tops
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I think it's a language problem. If the bottle has the word "whisky" anywhere, this is not a whisky you will like.
Instead find a whisky that is labeled thusly: "Mike's Hard Lemonade."
This is the kind of whisky you want.
Instead find a whisky that is labeled thusly: "Mike's Hard Lemonade."
This is the kind of whisky you want.
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Heh, have you seen Thirsty Drunk around at all?..peetie44 wrote: Also...once I open my whisky bottle, the contents seem to vanish. Am I doing something wrong?
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hold the bottle with the top towards the ceiling next time.peetie44 wrote: Also...once I open my whisky bottle, the contents seem to vanish. Am I doing something wrong?
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Take off cap. Throw across the street. Drink bottle until empty. Throw across the street.
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You are a great drunk...but you are a diseased human.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Take off cap. Throw across the street. Drink bottle until empty. Throw across the street.
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Ya need to gnaw it off with your teeths. Otherwise, how you gonna get your roughage?
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lulz. There's no heather flavor to bourbon. Not sure about Crystal Meth tho...
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Open it with a machete like the champagne sommeliers do. Just be careful of the edges while chugging. You forgot to ask how much is too much in one day.
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I once sabred a bottle of bubbly with a butter knife. Guess I was too forceful cuz basically the whole neck broke off, not just the part with the cork. My wife was mad, but we still got to drink it.
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I suggest melting the top off with hydrochloric acid. This imparts a sweetness which you will not soon forget.
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Resident Asshole wrote:I suggest melting the top off with hydrochloric acid. This imparts a sweetness which you will not soon forget.
Don't be silly! Hydrochloric acid only affects organic material, not glass.
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Nerds! you guys rule the world! but no the right kind of you...Jags wrote:Don't be silly! Hydrochloric acid only affects organic material, not glass.
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curse you, glass cork!!!Jags wrote: Don't be silly! Hydrochloric acid only affects organic material, not glass.
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