Sex better drunk than undrunk?

[NYDingbat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o&ob=av3e

I swear it's worth the click.

Not even a little bit.

[Corrodesthefilm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o&ob=av3e

I swear it's worth the click.

Not even a little bit.

Oh come on...at least a little bit...

Actually I un-ironically still find the Lonely Island funny despite the 42359 times I've seen their videos. :)

[KissMyPabst]

I actually just logged on to post/find a thread about this very topic. I too, coincidentally, just entertained a young lady of the redheaded persuasion this very eve. And since I trust my fellow drunkards more than anyone else on the planet, I'll confess that I was confronted with an awful case of whiskey dick-itis. After quite some time, I was able to right the ship as it were, but am left with 2 serious, life-changing questions--

How can a drunkard avoid such a problem in the future?

And why are redheads so goddamn beautiful?

[Mr Boozificator]

I actually just logged on to post/find a thread about this very topic. I too, coincidentally, just entertained a young lady of the redheaded persuasion this very eve. And since I trust my fellow drunkards more than anyone else on the planet, I'll confess that I was confronted with an awful case of whiskey dick-itis. After quite some time, I was able to right the ship as it were, but am left with 2 serious, life-changing questions--

How can a drunkard avoid such a problem in the future?

And why are redheads so goddamn beautiful?

Why is that that everybody can kiss redheads but me?
Well, I'll just open an other bottle of wine.

[Aloysius_of_Tahiti]

I actually just logged on to post/find a thread about this very topic. I too, coincidentally, just entertained a young lady of the redheaded persuasion this very eve. And since I trust my fellow drunkards more than anyone else on the planet, I'll confess that I was confronted with an awful case of whiskey dick-itis. After quite some time, I was able to right the ship as it were, but am left with 2 serious, life-changing questions--

How can a drunkard avoid such a problem in the future?

And why are redheads so goddamn beautiful?

This is a delicate question for us male drunkards...we drink to charm the attractive lady (or fellow man, I ain't judging no lifestyle), but once we're finally on the threshold of that point of entry, oftentimes we find all our blood rushing to the wrong part of the body. Our brains, namely.

Through tireless sessions of trial-and-error, I've found you can do two things here: 1) Soldier on like good old KissMyPabst and literally will your pecker into rigid attention, or 2) Down a few more shots and pour yourself a tall beaker of stiff wine, jump back into bed and black out, and when you awake you'll be so hungover that you'll be ready for a good noon to 2:30 banging-session.

If you choose option 2, then go out for brunch immediately after the last bang (invariably we're talking about Saturday night, so a Sunday brunch fits perfectly into the schedule) and drink a few mimosas over your eggs. Offer her a sip of your second drink and if she doesn't object to your musings on how you shouldn't have ordered a third, but then look, her orange juice is all empty, why don't you just split this one last mimosa and then go for a stroll about the lake or avenues and then back to the apartment for some Sunday afternoon delight.

Redheaded or not, it's just a good ol' time.

[OG_drunkie]

i had sex once
then it got all

[JimLahey]

I say better when undrunk... it's more satisfying when you do it all neurotic and miserable rather than when you are comfortably numb. There is a type of badass aspect when you drink whiskey out of the bottle while getting a blowjob, but the pure physical pleasure is better for me when I'm undrunk for the act. Had way too many moments where I wish I could remember how good that one really kinky hot chick felt. Alas, too much vodka that night.

[JimLahey]

I suggest that each and evey one of you sex yourselfs and if you dont like thtqa i will stick my big red head in your dirty butthole

I SAID YOUR DIRTY BUTTHOLE

And how could you all miss such a golden post?

[NYDingbat]

I don't remember.

[Miklo]

I actually just logged on to post/find a thread about this very topic. I too, coincidentally, just entertained a young lady of the redheaded persuasion this very eve. And since I trust my fellow drunkards more than anyone else on the planet, I'll confess that I was confronted with an awful case of whiskey dick-itis. After quite some time, I was able to right the ship as it were, but am left with 2 serious, life-changing questions--

How can a drunkard avoid such a problem in the future?

And why are redheads so goddamn beautiful?

As of yet I have not had full on whiskey dick, but have on numerous occasions sailed at half mast but it was enough to succesfully perform. Words to live by are as follows: "If you can't beat it, eat it!"

[KissMyPabst]

"If you can't beat it, eat it!"

Been there, my friend. Wise words indeed.

[BBoozer]

1) how to act with wiskey dick? Well, whenever I have doubts about my ability to perform, I take initiative and go down. I find that, whatever state of drunkenness I'm in, eating pussy always gets me full pole. Then it's her time to return the favour.
2) why are redheads so pretty? They are. But they are even prettier when you've had a few. Not only are they pretty, but they make for great sex. That being said, they may be hard to live with during everyday life, becayse they're always fiery and say what's on their mind.

[el gavacho]

Much better undrunk than drunk.. Of course it's easier to find it when u are drunk...haha. Actually the best is when you are hungover. Morning after sex is quite possibly the best nut a guy can get...at least IMO.

[Miklo]

To my suprise it seems like most here prefere to fuck undrunk. When are you undrunk? If not drunk then at least a couple shots. For me, I am always drunk when I fuck, I just wish that my old lady would be too. She only drinks on ocassion, and when she does she rarely gets drunk.

[Wingman]

To my suprise it seems like most here prefere to fuck undrunk.

wait, what? i count two, but then, i was told there would be no math.

the hungover screw is great, too, though.