HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!

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You Fucking SISSY!!!!!!!!!!




Have a Zima on me!

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Hope you throw a LOT of empties into the street, pal!

**clink**
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corked whiskeys for everyone!

cheers!
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Thanks to all for the birthday wishes.
This birthday I have been doing a lot of thinking. I mean, I am now 47 years old, I'm not a kid anymore, and I need to straighten up. I just can't take the hangovers anymore. I go to work every morning feeling like hell, and I am not at all productive for the first few hours. It's too much. Also I know I need to start paying attention to my health and taking better care of myself. I sometimes drink excessively and get crazy and dangerous. At times I have blacked out and don't remember anything I have done. This is stupid and irresponsible and it has to stop.

So with that I have decided to swear off alcohol, as I finish my final drink. Cheers to you all and good luck.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Damn, getting your account hacked is no way to spend a birthday. Hopefully he's having enough fun that he's passed out in his room while his buddies fuck with him on his computer and not one of those Chinabot hackers at it again.
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Thirsty was born exactly two days after me but exactly seven years before.
Coincidence? I don't think so: if you add 2 to 7 and then multiply it by 10 (month of October) and drink that number of PBRs, you have enough liquid in you to write Thirsty's real name and mine pissing in the snow for two days straight.
Some things were written in the stars I say.

Happy Birthday to our unique Ohio Viking.
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Burthday to you old son.

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Have a good yin!

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And ... it's Friday! That calls for a three-day birthday party. Cheers, man.

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Thanks to all for the birthday wishes.
This birthday I have been doing a lot of thinking. I mean, I am now 47 years old, I'm not a kid anymore, and I need to straighten up. I just can't take the hangovers anymore. I go to work every morning feeling like hell, and I am not at all productive for the first few hours. It's too much. Also I know I need to start paying attention to my health and taking better care of myself. I sometimes drink excessively and get crazy and dangerous. At times I have blacked out and don't remember anything I have done. This is stupid and irresponsible and it has to stop.

So with that I have decided to swear off alcohol, as I finish my final drink. Cheers to you all and good luck.
I saw your posts on youtube. As long as you don't eat the cork, you're allright, man.

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I'm serious. I mean it. That's it.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Happy Birthday Thirsty.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:I'm serious. I mean it. That's it.
Oh, well that kinda sucks then. Happy birthday.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:I'm serious. I mean it. That's it.
can i have your pbr and whiskey, then?
Stupid should hurt.

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Post by BeerMakesMeSmart »

This turned out to be a lousy party.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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