thought you would all appreciate this - the 4 stages of makers mark maturation
http://whiskyforeveryone.blogspot.com/2 ... aster.html
Bourbon
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- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Bourbon
Hey I seen the shit first hand.
Stuck my finger in the mash.
Makers Mark mash rightchya.
Stuck my finger in the mash.
Makers Mark mash rightchya.
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Re: Bourbon
I used to have a carpet that colour.
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i just died somemore. you know, inside. no, like in my heart. and stomach. and liver. and a little in my brain.ThirstyDrunk wrote: Stuck my finger in the mash.
Stupid should hurt.
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I don't know much about Bourbon, but here is what I have to say: If ruby and amber were mixed together with fire and made liquid, that's how it would taste.
Now the Casino can spank my ass, but drinking that WT rare brew is what I actually experience.
Now the Casino can spank my ass, but drinking that WT rare brew is what I actually experience.
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Seriously. I know that the distillation temperature should kill any germ, but for me drinking a bourbon is like meeting a beautiful woman. I have no desire to hear about people putting their fingers in either.Wingman wrote:i just died somemore. you know, inside. no, like in my heart. and stomach. and liver. and a little in my brain.ThirstyDrunk wrote: Stuck my finger in the mash.
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Bravo John. Bravo.John Barleycorn wrote:Seriously. I know that the distillation temperature should kill any germ, but for me drinking a bourbon is like meeting a beautiful woman. I have no desire to hear about people putting their fingers in either.Wingman wrote:i just died somemore. you know, inside. no, like in my heart. and stomach. and liver. and a little in my brain.ThirstyDrunk wrote: Stuck my finger in the mash.
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Well lah dee dah. Good thing I didn't post a pic of all the other people dipping their dirty unwashed dick beaters in that vat.
Seriously you people are the biggest bunch of sissies...
Seriously you people are the biggest bunch of sissies...
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Yet there is a moon over Bourbon street.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Well lah dee dah. Good thing I didn't post a pic of all the other people dipping their dirty unwashed dick beaters in that vat.
Seriously you people are the biggest bunch of sissies...
Halloween is coming and what I do may be wrong, yet you people begged for it.
No I can never show my face at noon...
Bourbon, shall now bring to my heart the boom.
Don't worry, there is a moon
over Bourbon street.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Everyone bow at the feet of George T Stagg, for he is our fire-breathing Lord...
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Naw, Thirsty...you didn't just stick you finger in it...you scooped up a double handful and tried to chug it.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Stuck my finger in the mash.
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They had to pull my head out of that shit. I lost a pair of sunglasses, a lighter, and a do-rag in that vat so if anyone gets a bottle with my stuff in it...peetie44 wrote:Naw, Thirsty...you didn't just stick you finger in it...you scooped up a double handful and tried to chug it.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Stuck my finger in the mash.
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Had you been breakdancing?ThirstyDrunk wrote:, and a do-rag ...
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a prize inside every bottle! you know, besides the buzz....ThirstyDrunk wrote: a pair of sunglasses, a lighter, and a do-rag in that vat so if anyone gets a bottle with my stuff in it...
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
--ThirstyDrunk
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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Re: Bourbon
Jim Beam White and Statesboro Blues. An excellent combo.
cheers bourbon lovers.
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cheers bourbon lovers.
-surreal
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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