How much booze do you keep on hand?
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Re: How much booze do you keep on hand?
I always keep an unopened handle of Evan and an unopened handle of Walker Red in reserve.
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My liquor cabinet............
The bottles by my glass on the counter are my regular sippin liquor, a bottle of my own artisan crafted bourbon whiskey, and a bottle of my vodka, occupying a vessel of inferior spirit.
The bottles by my glass on the counter are my regular sippin liquor, a bottle of my own artisan crafted bourbon whiskey, and a bottle of my vodka, occupying a vessel of inferior spirit.
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Re: How much booze do you keep on hand?
4 bottles
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Re: How much booze do you keep on hand?
quite a lot
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Can I have some?
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You cant just take pictures of your local and pretend it's yours. LOLperfectly pickled wrote:quite a lot
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I keep a couple 26ers of decent booze to get the belly all warmed up before goin down the pub or heading out to the bar. Canadian Club, Jameson, and Newfie Screech if I am in Canada.
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My home bar is pretty well stocked with what I like. 3 to 4 gins, 3 to 4 rums, 2 to 3 vodkas, 3 to 4 bourbons and various mixers and liquors. On top of that, my homebrewing operation means that there's always beer, at various stages of readiness.
On this subject however, I'd like all of you to meet someone. This is Voodoo Jim. He guards the strong rum. 73% overproof rum to be exact. There's a long and so far unwritten story about how Jim lost his body and came to contain rum, but never drink it again. A cruel fate! His head is always filled with rum, but not a drop can pass his lips as they're sewn shut. Is he on my side then? Not a fucking chance. Jim curses me with every drop I steal from his head. His sole job is to look me in the eye when I reach for him and make me hesitate. Do I really want this rum? Have I maybe had enough already? Only the head knows...
On this subject however, I'd like all of you to meet someone. This is Voodoo Jim. He guards the strong rum. 73% overproof rum to be exact. There's a long and so far unwritten story about how Jim lost his body and came to contain rum, but never drink it again. A cruel fate! His head is always filled with rum, but not a drop can pass his lips as they're sewn shut. Is he on my side then? Not a fucking chance. Jim curses me with every drop I steal from his head. His sole job is to look me in the eye when I reach for him and make me hesitate. Do I really want this rum? Have I maybe had enough already? Only the head knows...
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Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,
Sermons and soda water the day after.
www.drunchblog.com <- it's full of pictures of epic breakfasts made by me and my friends. That's about it.
Sermons and soda water the day after.
www.drunchblog.com <- it's full of pictures of epic breakfasts made by me and my friends. That's about it.
Re: How much booze do you keep on hand?
Excellent. He looks a worthy guardian of the overproof rum...
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Re: How much booze do you keep on hand?
Voodoo Jim is badass. Seriously that is cool as hell. He probably curses you for mixing his headjuice with Coke.
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Thats some epic transcendental stuff, Sam.
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Jim has been out a couple of times now, feeding his evil to those fools daft enough to accept it. Thank you for the kind words, it's nice to know that not *everyone* thinks I'm a lunatic for getting that made! There's a ceramics place just round the corner from me, great guy runs it. He was more than happy to whip Jim up for me, since his main commission these days is the local tiki bar so he already has all the right source material for reference. When I explained what I wanted it for he just said "I'll double check it's watertight then" and that was that. Consummate professional ;)
A pretty pagan-esque round of chanting seems to have become mandatory whenever Jim emerges, much to the neighbors dismay. And as a general rule of thumb, when Voodoo Jim comes out of his cupboard it's well past the point where you should have stopped drinking.
A pretty pagan-esque round of chanting seems to have become mandatory whenever Jim emerges, much to the neighbors dismay. And as a general rule of thumb, when Voodoo Jim comes out of his cupboard it's well past the point where you should have stopped drinking.
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,
Sermons and soda water the day after.
www.drunchblog.com <- it's full of pictures of epic breakfasts made by me and my friends. That's about it.
Sermons and soda water the day after.
www.drunchblog.com <- it's full of pictures of epic breakfasts made by me and my friends. That's about it.
Re: How much booze do you keep on hand?
Nah he's great, hell I think I ll even dedicate Voodoo Jim a song -Glasgae Sam wrote:Jim has been out a couple of times now, feeding his evil to those fools daft enough to accept it. Thank you for the kind words, it's nice to know that not *everyone* thinks I'm a lunatic for getting that made!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw
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Re: How much booze do you keep on hand?
five or six bottles
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Re: How much booze do you keep on hand?
I've started leaving litres of whisky/rum at friends houses just in case
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