Weekends are for drinking.
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- JimLahey
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
Birds of a shit-feather flock together Randy.
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
Chocolate liqueur?
- JimLahey
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
I always lived by one golden rule. You don't cross my shitline, I don't cross your shitline. And when he told everyone I was drinkin' again... he crossed the goddamn shitline.
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
Ray was a baaaaaaaaaad man..
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
From a distance they look like ordinary flowers Randy, but when you get right down, stick your nose in them you realize they're shitflowers and there's a whole fuckin' bouquet there right in front of Ray's trailer.
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
I'd hit post-work Lucy.. or Sarah as she was!
- JimLahey
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
Lucy is a total babe. I prefer her pre-work, more trailertrash.
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
True, either way quite attractive.. Blonde+skinny=win
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
Here I was thinking every day is for drinking not just weekends.
- JimLahey
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
That's exactly what I said you shit hawk.beerkegbilly wrote:Here I was thinking every day is for drinking not just weekends.
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
Here's to good friends
tonight is kinda special
the beer you pour
must say something more somehow
tonight, tonight
let it be Lowenbrau
tonight is kinda special
the beer you pour
must say something more somehow
tonight, tonight
let it be Lowenbrau
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
how come nbf looks like jim? that is harshing my vibe.
but, yeah, let's drink. today ends in y, right?
but, yeah, let's drink. today ends in y, right?
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
Now that there's two laheys in booze town we need at least one Randy.
- coqui_chris
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
I had to rescue my buddy from a cheating-Jezibel's apartment last night.
Earlier in the evening before things went South, they had opened and begun consuming a box of wine together.
Well wouldn't you know, this guy, teeming with ingenuity as it is, decided to leave the harlot with an empty box of wine by first pouring out a container of Grape Juice and re-filling it with the Nectar of Bacchus.
Furthermore, he stole her Home-Wrecking Vodka bottle out of her freezer.
Now that's what I call a good-bye!
Earlier in the evening before things went South, they had opened and begun consuming a box of wine together.
Well wouldn't you know, this guy, teeming with ingenuity as it is, decided to leave the harlot with an empty box of wine by first pouring out a container of Grape Juice and re-filling it with the Nectar of Bacchus.
Furthermore, he stole her Home-Wrecking Vodka bottle out of her freezer.
Now that's what I call a good-bye!
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Re: Weekends are for drinking.
I might not like you, but I thank you for that story nonetheless.coqui_chris wrote:I had to rescue my buddy from a cheating-Jezibel's apartment last night.
Earlier in the evening before things went South, they had opened and begun consuming a box of wine together.
Well wouldn't you know, this guy, teeming with ingenuity as it is, decided to leave the harlot with an empty box of wine by first pouring out a container of Grape Juice and re-filling it with the Nectar of Bacchus.
Furthermore, he stole her Home-Wrecking Vodka bottle out of her freezer.
Now that's what I call a good-bye!
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.