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What Foodstuff Do You Find Most Fulfilling When Soused?

1) Burger of some description - Please Specify)?
1
4%
2) Pizza (Please Specify Which Type)?
5
22%
3) Buritto?
3
13%
4) Donner Kebab?
3
13%
5) Chinese Dish (Please Specify)?
0
No votes
6) Japanese Dish (Please Specify)?
1
4%
7) Chips (Brit.) AKA Fries or Chips (US) AKA Crisps(UK) & Dips?
1
4%
8) Curry (Please Specify)?
0
No votes
9) Whatever is in thr back of the refrigerator/cupboard and/or I can get my Significant Other to make for me (please give an example)?
4
17%
10) Other (Please Specify)?
5
22%
 
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Salt and fat all the way.
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Drinking foods.

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I recently found out that humus, pita, artichoke hearts, and banana peppers make for epic drunken food.
The obvious one is hot wings and beer.

What's your favorite?

EDIT: Um, I totally meant to post this in the pub but was too drunk to do it.
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Olives. I usually find them in my Drink so I ain't gonna let them Bastards get away with it.
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Fried possum pecker and pine cone liquor.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Picky about yer possum pecker? I was positive you would pick any pecker you could procure, pickled or not.
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CANNED GRAVY
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

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I WANT POSSUM PECKER
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I swear he told me , no
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MasSangre wrote:I swear he told me , no
This made me laugh out loud. I have no idea why.
Proverbs 31:6&7

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Once I was immensly drunk and had a double cheesburger literally thrown at me. It was like jesus coming down on high
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Mozzarella cheese sticks is my drunk food.
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You all must have powerful juicers!

Get it? Because the title/subject is "Drinking Food". See? It's a play on words. Get it now. In Russia, food drinks you! AHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,,,,,,,,,......//
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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I worked in a Greek restaurant for a hot minute. I used to take home hummus and pita to devour while drunk. Still my fave, especially with the addition of Sriracha or any other hot sauce that makes for an uncomfortable poop the next day.
There are those who look upon some of my more unsavory habits and call them the cries for help of a problem drinker. I prefer to think of them as the charming misadventures of a dashing rogue.
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YOU do not get to voice your opinion on food with such an horrendous "internets name", you who profess your contempt for meat-aid.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Drink'n food? Calamari, fried chicken, and subma'ween sammich are the top three. ;)
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