Find a rich old doctor and marry him. If he has a terminal disease, it's even better: once you got the heritage, you can hire a young model to clean the house and deal with even the smallest scratch for you.Lush30 wrote:No scars - well not from drinking anyhow. But I've had many many knocks and scrapes whilst drunk and most recently two nights ago I was getting into bed, I somehow managed to get my hand caught up in the sheet (??) my thumbnail got torn off halfway down - in my dunken state I looked at it and the blood for a while before sitting down and pouring another drink.
Oh and back in Feb I managed to break a toe during one very drunken weekend.
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Re: Drinking scars
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Drinking scars
Damn Swede, I think you should have that fuckin batwing collarbone looked at by a professional. I mean don't y'all have that socialized medicine over there fer crikes sake?
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Re: Drinking scars
Can sympathize, as I've had many a white line inside my nose...Savage wrote:I have a terrible scar: a white line on my nose.
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Re: Drinking scars
I probably have a scar on my chin somewhere from the incident that led to the missing tooth-half, but I haven't seen that part of my face since. Getting the blood out of my beard was a mess.
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23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
Re: Drinking scars
Yes we do! But they classify this as a cosmetic thing. I'm not affected the function of the arm so it's not done unless I say I want it fixed. If I choose to they fixate this but that in itself might cause many more problem than I have now (none whatsoever).ThirstyDrunk wrote:Damn Swede, I think you should have that fuckin batwing collarbone looked at by a professional. I mean don't y'all have that socialized medicine over there fer crikes sake?
The reason it protrudes like that is that the ligament has been stretched out. As I'm told the ligament will tighten up a bit as the years go by but it won't get back to normal.
I'm not much bothered about being pretty, as long as it doesn't ache or anything, it's there to stay.
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Re: Drinking scars
I have some. One on my right cheek, when I slipped and flew through a glass door 1986...last weekend before the army service. Broke my nose too, same accident, so there's another! And one on almost forehead, littlle below...2008. drunk a lot of whiskey and beer and slipped...this was before my depression medication. HA! Fucking depression has been with me since yöuth, so I'm glad I had help. So yeah, I've got 'em!
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Re: Drinking scars
My most recent was a slip & fall on my back deck whilst drinking heavily and peeing in the backyard. hit my cheek right below my eye. Still hurts, and for the first week left abrasions and blacked my eye. EMBARRASSING as fuck. I made up a non-drunk story for work, of course.
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Re: Drinking scars
*picturing mamagoose peeing in the yard
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Re: Drinking scars
I was hit by a car whilst drunk but I'm not sure that counts. Mainly 'cause there's no cool story. I have a slight penchant for drunken acrobatics though and have a small scar on my side from where I slipped after jumping off a roof and fell over onto broken glass. Or rather it was broken after I fell on it. Two broken ribs and just a teeny scar. Disappointing really.
I've got a scar on my arm as well from when I was at uni and was trying to get back into my room when the door was locked and I couldn't remember the keycode. My room was only on the second floor and I'd left my window unlocked but I hadn't reckoned on the barbed wire on the underside of the windowledge. I got rather entangled and left an interesting bloodstain on my carpet. Blood's surprisingly difficult to shift.
I've got a scar on my arm as well from when I was at uni and was trying to get back into my room when the door was locked and I couldn't remember the keycode. My room was only on the second floor and I'd left my window unlocked but I hadn't reckoned on the barbed wire on the underside of the windowledge. I got rather entangled and left an interesting bloodstain on my carpet. Blood's surprisingly difficult to shift.
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Re: Drinking scars
I'm suprised I haven't received any worthy drinking scar this week. I've been so drunk I've passed out twice from standing up and torn my left knee to shit at some point too.
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Re: Drinking scars
Haha, what the fuck did you drink?Bur wrote:I'm suprised I haven't received any worthy drinking scar this week. I've been so drunk I've passed out twice from standing up and torn my left knee to shit at some point too.
Re: Drinking scars
Was it hand sanitiser? I bet it was hand sanitiser.JimLahey wrote:Haha, what the fuck did you drink?Bur wrote:I'm suprised I haven't received any worthy drinking scar this week. I've been so drunk I've passed out twice from standing up and torn my left knee to shit at some point too.
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WWDJFD?
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Re: Drinking scars
I am currently regrowing part of my right hand little finger. I slight accident after a few drinks while trying to julianne some potatoes turned that night's soup into finger food. It will almost certainly leave a scar as I'm not sure it will all grow back.
Edit: damny you, Android autocorrect software.
Edit: damny you, Android autocorrect software.
Re: Drinking scars
I have a scar on my forehead where I fell full-front on a table on Christmas Eve and cause the docs on duty at the hospital weren't actually first-class, I got stichted only insufficiently, it looks a bit Harry Potter-ish, I must admit.
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Re: Drinking scars
christ where do i start.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.