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OtisCampbell
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Mother Goose
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That's a weak-ass first drink offering. :) I hate coconut. :) That said, welcome and good tidings.
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ThirstyDrunk
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WElcome keep the drinks coming.
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Mr Boozificator
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Thanks, welcome, more rum in mine please.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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JimLahey
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Welcome! Skip the pineapple and just hand me the rum!
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Ooooh, I haven't had a pina colada for years! Ta very much! I shall steal an excellent quote from Palinka..
Post drunk.
Post often.
Post drunk often.
Post drunk.
Post often.
Post drunk often.
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Wingman
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welcome to paradise.
i'm dead undrunk, andy, but i expect to get over it....
i'm dead undrunk, andy, but i expect to get over it....
Stupid should hurt.
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I'll skip the colada, as I to have an aversion to coconut. Instead I'll have a nice smoky single malt.
Cheers and Well Met!!
Cheers and Well Met!!
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Mr Boozificator
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Can I get a single malt to forget my pina colada, there was way too much pineapple in it.Patchez wrote:I'll skip the colada, as I to have an aversion to coconut. Instead I'll have a nice smoky single malt.
Cheers and Well Met!!
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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NOBODY underpours boozy.Mr Boozificator wrote:Thanks, welcome, more rum in mine please.
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peetie44
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Welcome, friend...now let's get ripped on those pina coladas.
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beerkegbilly
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Welcome I'll take a one.
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Cheers, but I will enjoy a bourbon neat. A pina colada would make me shit sideways these days!
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Welcome aboard. Let's keep the rum flowing.
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