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Manchester People?

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Any people on here from Manchester, England? Any Brits at all for that matter - surely I'm not the only drunk in Manc...........am I?
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just passionate about alcohol ; )

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There's like million brits/scots around. Shane's Dentist, Tomodon(currently located somewhere in Ireland if my brain is not deceiving me), Hardcore Stig, Mr. Viking and sure some more I can't remember right now.

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I'm in Northern Ireland for the summer, study in Glasgow most of the year, and may visit Liverpool a bit because my dad rents houses out there
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I thought everyone in Manc was a boozer? You pretty much have to be to cope in that city! I'm a southern country boy meself ;)
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I went to Manchester once.

That is all.

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I worked for a woman from Manchester once. She brought over her useless nephew over to the States to give him a job. He wouldn't get out of that stinky track suit. Eventually went back home. He stated it was stupid to get up and work when the gov't will just give you a check for nothing.
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Judge wrote:I worked for a woman from Manchester once. She brought over her useless nephew over to the States to give him a job. He wouldn't get out of that stinky track suit. Eventually went back home. He stated it was stupid to get up and work when the gov't will just give you a check for nothing.
It upsets me to admit that a vast quantity of my generation are in agreement with the tyke. Personally, whilst fully appreciating the argument (no job I've ever had has paid more than what I would get if on benefits), I feel like a hard days work does wonders for a man's soul!
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...and speaking of scroungers, scouser checking in here!

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I went to Liverpool once.


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I live in Manchester....you are not alone.
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Judge wrote:I worked for a woman from Manchester once. She brought over her useless nephew over to the States to give him a job. He wouldn't get out of that stinky track suit. Eventually went back home. He stated it was stupid to get up and work when the gov't will just give you a check for nothing.
I bet that guy had a lot of fun at the Riots
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IF YOU'RE NOT A MANC, YOU'RE A WANK! OI!

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