Olympic Drinking
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Seems reasonable.
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Michael Phelp's Medal Record is impressive, but please, Best Olympian of All-Time?
Jim Thorpe could've chugged an entire bottle of whiskey and then bodyslammed this guy onto his bong, then made him eat the broken glass pieces of his bong, then kicked a field goal with his head while playing Real American Football without any pads or helmet on. (Well maybe one of those old school leather helmets like The Three Stooges or The Little Rascals would wear, but that's about it)
Jim Thorpe could've chugged an entire bottle of whiskey and then bodyslammed this guy onto his bong, then made him eat the broken glass pieces of his bong, then kicked a field goal with his head while playing Real American Football without any pads or helmet on. (Well maybe one of those old school leather helmets like The Three Stooges or The Little Rascals would wear, but that's about it)
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I'm drinking to avoid the Olympics.
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So in some forgotten building and alone? I bet even the hobos under the bridges here talk about lympics, it's prolly much worse over there. Stay strong.Shane's Dentist wrote:I'm drinking to avoid the Olympics.
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Speaking of the Olympics, China is cheating! You can't have China, the people's republic of China, Hong Kong, and Taipei all as separate countries, yet all counting for your medal total. You don't see us taking US Virgin Islands medals (if any) do you?
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I'm proud to say I've just spent three days in London plus three in Birmingham and haven't been at a single match/event whatever. I've spent lots of time barbecuing under the rain and drinking at the pub instead.
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You're accusing China of unscrupulous behaviour?!?!Crystal wrote:Speaking of the Olympics, China is cheating! You can't have China, the people's republic of China, Hong Kong, and Taipei all as separate countries, yet all counting for your medal total. You don't see us taking US Virgin Islands medals (if any) do you?
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Pretty much. I've not been to the pub much recently, so my bedroom has been a miserable sanctuary, made better by the presence of alcohol.Bur wrote:So in some forgotten building and alone? I bet even the hobos under the bridges here talk about lympics, it's prolly much worse over there. Stay strong.Shane's Dentist wrote:I'm drinking to avoid the Olympics.
I haven't even been watching the boxing. The Olympic drinking game sounds good, though. Maybe next week...
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Wow, medals for all!
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They should have made 'sticky biscuits' an olympic event, then Britian might have won some gold LOL!
(P.S. if you are even remotely faint hearted DO NOT investigate what 'sticky biscuits' is! You have been warned!)
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USA! USA!!! USA!!!!! We are winning. Take THAT world!
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I used to be pretty mad that drinking wasn't an Olympic event when Ice Fishing was. It wasn't until some time later that I realized that I had mixed it up with Ice -Skating- Still makes me mad though...MAD!
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Ok, your labs design the best drugs...Jozer wrote:They should have made 'sticky biscuits' an olympic event, then Britian might have won some gold LOL!
(P.S. if you are even remotely faint hearted DO NOT investigate what 'sticky biscuits' is! You have been warned!)
Ha! The big deal...
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I just can't take Bob Costas anymore. Maybe that should be the drinking game. Take a shot everytime I want to punch Bob Costas through the TV. Also everytime they say "Fab 5." Is that really the best name they could come up with?
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No but it's catchy and you can dance to it.Rumhead wrote:I j Also everytime they say "Fab 5." Is that really the best name they could come up with?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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