Twenty fucking four? Grow up, manchild! Damn, I was stepmom to three kids and mom to be of the first one by twenty-five, and my mom told me I was an old maid. What is up with this whole "I don't wanna grow up" generation?
and hand me my walker and prune juice, goddamnit.
FML
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- WolfOfTheWest
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Re: FML
It's not that we don't wanna grow up. Just that we don't have to.
Actually, it pretty much is that we don't want to. But so what? We don't have to!
'Round it goes!
Actually, it pretty much is that we don't want to. But so what? We don't have to!
'Round it goes!
"My ambition is handicapped by laziness" — Charles Bukowski
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Re: FML
Take an undergraduate degree. Preferably in scotland, then you get 4 years of boozing at the government's expense, and letters to go after your name when you're done
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Re: FML
THIS.Mr. Viking wrote:Take an undergraduate degree. Preferably in scotland, then you get 4 years of boozing at the government's expense, and letters to go after your name when you're done
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Yeah, go to school in Scotland!
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No. That Kentuckyanian is a subversive of the eeeevilest ilk. Tryin' to talk sense into that 24 y.o. brain of yours.Marion Ravenwood wrote:Yeah, I think Frankennietzsche is on the right track.
ok fuck it, i got nothin'.
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A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
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~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
Re: FML
THIS! You're twenty four and you're bitching about having to move out of your parents house and pay rent????? Fucks sake. You were supposed to start being an adult 6 years ago.Savage wrote:Twenty fucking four? Grow up, manchild! Damn, I was stepmom to three kids and mom to be of the first one by twenty-five, and my mom told me I was an old maid. What is up with this whole "I don't wanna grow up" generation?
and hand me my walker and prune juice, goddamnit.
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Honor and adventure: keep on traveling, don't forget those who believed in you and helped you and try to do good wherever you go while still having fun. Never fucking stop having a job or looking for one because it both compels you to meet people you wouldn't have had otherwise and entitles to say FUCK! to anyone who would question your ability to support your lifestyle.
About the lady, I can not say a word: I'm the biggest failure in the World when it comes to that.
24, I'm almost envious.
About the lady, I can not say a word: I'm the biggest failure in the World when it comes to that.
24, I'm almost envious.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
- WolfOfTheWest
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For what it's worth, I never said nothin' 'bout not wanting to pay rent, so fuck you back.Rumhead wrote:THIS! You're twenty four and you're bitching about having to move out of your parents house and pay rent????? Fucks sake. You were supposed to start being an adult 6 years ago.Savage wrote:Twenty fucking four? Grow up, manchild! Damn, I was stepmom to three kids and mom to be of the first one by twenty-five, and my mom told me I was an old maid. What is up with this whole "I don't wanna grow up" generation?
and hand me my walker and prune juice, goddamnit.
"My ambition is handicapped by laziness" — Charles Bukowski
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Re: FML
Seriously, if you have achieved the age of majority, and you're still sucking mommy's tit and living off daddy's sweat, you are a loser. Get your shit together, you retard.
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Re: FML
To paraphrase Wingman and to recite the SAS. Fortune favors the bold.Wingman wrote:fortune and glory, kid.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: FML
All this arguing. You know what solves all? Alcohol.