FML

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:39 am

Twenty fucking four? Grow up, manchild! Damn, I was stepmom to three kids and mom to be of the first one by twenty-five, and my mom told me I was an old maid. What is up with this whole "I don't wanna grow up" generation?

and hand me my walker and prune juice, goddamnit.

WolfOfTheWest · Post by **WolfOfTheWest** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:21 pm

It's not that we don't wanna grow up. Just that we don't have to.

Actually, it pretty much is that we don't want to. But so what? We don't have to!

'Round it goes!

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:45 pm

Take an undergraduate degree. Preferably in scotland, then you get 4 years of boozing at the government's expense, and letters to go after your name when you're done

Shane-O-Matic · Post by **Shane-O-Matic** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:56 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:Take an undergraduate degree. Preferably in scotland, then you get 4 years of boozing at the government's expense, and letters to go after your name when you're done

THIS.

John Barleycorn · Post by **John Barleycorn** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:01 pm

Yeah, go to school in Scotland!

greygoose1 · Post by **greygoose1** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:10 pm

Marion Ravenwood wrote:Yeah, I think Frankennietzsche is on the right track.

No. That Kentuckyanian is a subversive of the eeeevilest ilk. Tryin' to talk sense into that 24 y.o. brain of yours.

ok fuck it, i got nothin'.

Rumhead · Post by **Rumhead** » Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:30 am

Savage wrote:Twenty fucking four? Grow up, manchild! Damn, I was stepmom to three kids and mom to be of the first one by twenty-five, and my mom told me I was an old maid. What is up with this whole "I don't wanna grow up" generation?

and hand me my walker and prune juice, goddamnit.

THIS! You're twenty four and you're bitching about having to move out of your parents house and pay rent????? Fucks sake. You were supposed to start being an adult 6 years ago.

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Sat Sep 15, 2012 12:55 pm

Honor and adventure: keep on traveling, don't forget those who believed in you and helped you and try to do good wherever you go while still having fun. Never fucking stop having a job or looking for one because it both compels you to meet people you wouldn't have had otherwise and entitles to say FUCK! to anyone who would question your ability to support your lifestyle.
About the lady, I can not say a word: I'm the biggest failure in the World when it comes to that.
24, I'm almost envious.

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:39 pm

fortune and glory, kid.

WolfOfTheWest · Post by **WolfOfTheWest** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:56 pm

Rumhead wrote:
Savage wrote:Twenty fucking four? Grow up, manchild! Damn, I was stepmom to three kids and mom to be of the first one by twenty-five, and my mom told me I was an old maid. What is up with this whole "I don't wanna grow up" generation?

and hand me my walker and prune juice, goddamnit.
THIS! You're twenty four and you're bitching about having to move out of your parents house and pay rent????? Fucks sake. You were supposed to start being an adult 6 years ago.

For what it's worth, I never said nothin' 'bout not wanting to pay rent, so fuck you back.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Sep 29, 2012 2:18 am

Seriously, if you have achieved the age of majority, and you're still sucking mommy's tit and living off daddy's sweat, you are a loser. Get your shit together, you retard.

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 4:33 am

Wingman wrote:fortune and glory, kid.

To paraphrase Wingman and to recite the SAS. Fortune favors the bold.

Shane-O-Matic · Post by **Shane-O-Matic** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:35 am

All this arguing. You know what solves all? Alcohol.

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