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After a terrific fight with my girlfriend at the time, stormed out, the whole nine yards, said I'm going out drinking and I'm flying out of the godforsaken state (Nevada).

I woke up the next morning in a nice room at the MGM Grand in Vegas. I smelled like a trash can but felt like a million bucks.
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Weirdest place I ever woke up......

Funny thing is, I don't remember. Shitty thing is, there was pics and video to prove it, me stumbling drunk outta the bathroom/bathtub after a few hours and wandering pantsless off to bed..... and that video sucked.

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BBoozer wrote:
Lush30 wrote:A few months ago I agreed to a lunchtime date with a guy in the pub, suddenly it was 8pm we were drunk and all over each other - woke up at 9.30 next day in a hotel I can say though the sex was crap he was ugly why I stayed out with him I will never know must have been all the Bushmills I was drinking.
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I came to one morning on the front lawn of Zorba's in Normal, IL. They had hash browns and two eggs over easy for $1.85, so my completely besotted companion who also woke up on their front lawn next to me stumbled in the door and ordered. Quite a bit of laughter was had around this fine breakfast establishment. Confused at their amusement, I continued to pick freshly mowed grass out of my hair and off my shirt.

More coffee, please.

Our waitress, who had a rolled up sweatsock tucked in her bra to replace a breast that had gone astray for whatever reason, splashed coffee across the table to my cup and then beyond into my trough.

We ate heartily and attempted to reconstruct the last 12 hours or so with absolutely no success whatsoever, paid our bill, and wandered off into a hazy autumn morning.

Terrible service. From then on I decided to make my OWN damn hash browns.

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Crystal wrote:
BBoozer wrote:
Lush30 wrote:A few months ago I agreed to a lunchtime date with a guy in the pub, suddenly it was 8pm we were drunk and all over each other - woke up at 9.30 next day in a hotel I can say though the sex was crap he was ugly why I stayed out with him I will never know must have been all the Bushmills I was drinking.
You remember the sex? Then you were not really drunk.
Unless it was morning sex.
Well, I can only guess that Lush30 is a girl and I absolutely know that my redhead is not into hungover morning sex with a guy that still reeks from the night before (OK, that would be me). And then this guy was ugly (that would not be me)? No way a girl would go with that. But correct me if I'm wrong, Crystal and Lush30.

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in my dog's house my head was in it and the body was hang out. Cool about it
I was only 15 at the time man the cops busted my keg party. So me and my friends had to ran away or we would of got a fine so to hide out I spend the night in my dog's house.

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beerkegbilly wrote:in my dog's house my head was in it and the body was hang out. Cool about it
I was only 15 at the time man the cops busted my keg party. So me and my friends had to ran away or we would of got a fine so to hide out I spend the night in my dog's house.
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TheBigCasino wrote:...I smelled like a trash can but felt like a million bucks.
Come to think of it (not that I do), next to you, Big C. At Con 1.
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3. Hospital hallway
2. My front lawn
1. The hood of my car (I had walked out to the bar, so I wasn't driving, but when I stumbled home the hood looked like a fine place to curl up and get some rest instead of dealing with keys and door locks)

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Actually, the weirdest would be my own bed, sunlight streaming through the stained glass windows, cheap ass Target clock clanging, and me going, "Oh Shit."
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Savage wrote:...me going, "Oh Shit."
Hmmm...Sounds rather like White Mischief...
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the strangest place i ever woke up was inside my own dream. about 2 weeks ago i had a dream within a dream. the effects were strong. i thought i was schizophrenic for about 2 days after. i still might be.
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The Goat wrote:the strangest place i ever woke up was inside my own dream. about 2 weeks ago i had a dream within a dream. the effects were strong. i thought i was schizophrenic for about 2 days after. i still might be.
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zimne_piwo wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:06 am
...Our waitress, who had a rolled up sweatsock tucked in her bra to replace a breast that had gone astray for whatever reason, splashed coffee across the table to my cup and then beyond into my trough.

We ate heartily and attempted to reconstruct the last 12 hours or so with absolutely no success whatsoever, paid our bill, and wandered off into a hazy autumn morning.

Terrible service. From then on I decided to make my OWN damn hash browns.
For some reason, this tidbit reminds me of the tale of hash browns by AD about DB in LV for the MDM meeting...

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