http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwyEbtaoxVY
Exactly like the guy says. Turns out my pot is just a bit too small. It's filled to the brim spilling sauce onto the stove top and generally making a mess. However, I'm determined to find out if its worth it. Looks like I got about 3 more hours to go.
And of course I'll be too in my cups to actually sample it with any competence until tomorrow.
I'm making this today
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I'm making this today
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I make terrible tomato sauce to go on my spaghetti. Probably because I refuse to follow recipes due to some ill thought out idea of being a free spirit. And I don't really like tomatoes but keep forgetting
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hope it goes well though
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Yuk. fresh tomatos or stay home.
Here's something to clense the palate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDYObR-j6tM
Here's something to clense the palate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDYObR-j6tM
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You only get REAL tomato sauce recipes from the mid-west.
Here, I got a recipe for you; it's real simple:
Open jar and pour!
Here, I got a recipe for you; it's real simple:
Open jar and pour!
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As someone who has spent a lot of time in Italy, I would recommend more drinking and less attempting to cook "real" Italian food.
Hint: there is no "Bolognese" anything in Italy...other than folks who live in Bologna.
Hint: there is no "Bolognese" anything in Italy...other than folks who live in Bologna.
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That's balloney!
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Nice, but hey try not to burn the house down like I usually end up doing when I cook drunk.
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I was not even three minutes into the vid, when I wanted to slap the shit out of him and scream, "get the fuck on with it, okay?"
and seriously? Pre-grated cheese?
and fucking canned bread crumbs? stupid shit. My English-Irish-German relatives will kill you in the name of Sicily, just because.
omfg! dried herbs! killl him now
he keeps saying "can" I need to go back on my old blood pressure medicine
oh sweet jesius, we've got 13 more minutes to go.
God forbid you should touch those "ingredients"
I hate this guy so much, I wish I knew a Mafia assasin. seriously. he's like that Seinfeild George asshole. oh gawd. he's talking about meatballs shit.
oh god. now he's boiling his sausage.
i hate this guy so much
I think he lives alone. So alone.
a little bit of sugar?!!
he just dumped like a half of a cup of it in the sauce. OMG
eokay, now he shoves the meat in. apparently, random body parts,extra chunky.
and seriously? Pre-grated cheese?
and fucking canned bread crumbs? stupid shit. My English-Irish-German relatives will kill you in the name of Sicily, just because.
omfg! dried herbs! killl him now
he keeps saying "can" I need to go back on my old blood pressure medicine
oh sweet jesius, we've got 13 more minutes to go.
God forbid you should touch those "ingredients"
I hate this guy so much, I wish I knew a Mafia assasin. seriously. he's like that Seinfeild George asshole. oh gawd. he's talking about meatballs shit.
oh god. now he's boiling his sausage.
i hate this guy so much
I think he lives alone. So alone.
a little bit of sugar?!!
he just dumped like a half of a cup of it in the sauce. OMG
eokay, now he shoves the meat in. apparently, random body parts,extra chunky.
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Did you do it in the end and was it good?Judge wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwyEbtaoxVY
Exactly like the guy says. Turns out my pot is just a bit too small. It's filled to the brim spilling sauce onto the stove top and generally making a mess. However, I'm determined to find out if its worth it. Looks like I got about 3 more hours to go.
And of course I'll be too in my cups to actually sample it with any competence until tomorrow.
I can honestly say that from what I've just seen, I'd shoot this guy if he came anywhere near my kitchen, but if you tell me that thanks to some weird alchemy I don't understand, this recipe is genuinely good, I'm willing to try it.
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frankennietzsche wrote:You only get REAL tomato sauce recipes from the mid-west.
Here, I got a recipe for you; it's real simple:
Open jar and pour!
Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
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Clemenza's cooking scene is easily my favorite scene in that movie.
it's all chaff, a striving after the wind.
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Well, Clemenza was a housewifey type manly cook. He did the good food. This little a**hole did not do the good food. Bread crumbs in a can. Dear God. I only use canned tomato product becauce they are the only tomatoes that don't suck, as they get taken ripe from the field. My best would be if I could grow tomatoes in my yard without having them die, but I am good with babies and animals, but not with produce. Also, his meatballs are so freaking big ass that only some kind of giant would eat them.
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I'm not falling apart.
I'm not about to go into a public place and deploy a weapon.
I'm just going to sit here, and soothe my nerves, and then go and make a proper sauce.
RESPECT THE PASTA!
I'm not about to go into a public place and deploy a weapon.
I'm just going to sit here, and soothe my nerves, and then go and make a proper sauce.
RESPECT THE PASTA!
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