Was This a Smooth Move?

[BBoozer]

Did you stick your telephone number to the bottle? You didn't?? Amateur. I you want to get laid, do it the right way.

[Miklo]

If there was any one behind you in line, it was the wrong time. timing is everything, and you cant expect that she will stop what she is doing to make a connection with you. I would have moved to the back of the line, so that you could have a little conversation with her, or what bboozer said, put your number on the bottle.

[OtisCampbell]

I will try again after New Years. Or, maybe not. Either way it was fun to surprise someone with a bottle of booze.

[Palinka (RIP)]

...Either way it was fun to surprise someone with a bottle of booze.

Great attitude. Go to and good luck.

[EuroSlave]

The proper way was to drink the booze, knock her out with the empty bottle and

[Bur]

The proper way was to drink the booze, knock her out with the empty bottle and

And what? Don't leave me hanging!

[Lush City]

I know I shouldn't have followed this thread...

[Frankennietzsche]

You should have smote her and wore her skin in a victory dance.

Edit:
The customer-worker social dynamic is such that when the customer is male and the worker is female, the flirtation is mostly a formality, and/or part of the sales pitch. It will almost never pan out except in pornographic films.

[Wingman]

the chicks at the liquor store check me out all the time. also the grocery store.

[Lush City]

Be very careful. People are strange when you are a stranger.
That's why I don't go out anymore.

[Patchez]

the chicks at the liquor store check me out all the time. also the grocery store.

That's because you are one handsome son of a bitch(not Gay).

What about the rest of us fat slobs?

[nileblackflame]

If there was any one behind you in line, it was the wrong time. timing is everything, and you cant expect that she will stop what she is doing to make a connection with you. I would have moved to the back of the line, so that you could have a little conversation with her, or what bboozer said, put your number on the bottle.

I agree. Great gesture, but next time I would find a slower time of day to give the gift of booze. Cheers, Otis!

[Wingman]

the chicks at the liquor store check me out all the time. also the grocery store.

That's because you are one handsome son of a bitch(not Gay).

What about the rest of us fat slobs?

huh. i thought it was their job....

[Fast Cast]

The proper way was to drink the booze, knock her out with the empty bottle

Preferably Ten High, if you want to be suave and stylish about it.


That being said, you are a true gentleman and drunkard for gifting a lady with booze. Her response is on her, not you.

[Fast Cast]

You should have smote her and wore her skin in a victory dance.

Edit:
The customer-worker social dynamic is such that when the customer is male and the worker is female, the flirtation is mostly a formality, and/or part of the sales pitch. It will almost never pan out except in pornographic films.

Booze porn, an idea whose time has come...