Read the following article and fear for your bacon:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20972018
Experience fear!
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Experience fear!
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Experience fear!
And there is even more to fear; ice cubes that will, no doubt eventually, control your ability to get another drink at a bar.
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Re: Experience fear!
how long until livestock become endangered?
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Re: Experience fear!
That's it, fetch your torches and pitchforks gentlemen, I believe some scientists have too much time on their hands and need a visit from a good old angry mob.Palinka wrote:And there is even more to fear; ice cubes that will, no doubt eventually, control your ability to get another drink at a bar.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: Experience fear!
I found a wooden spoon, can I still join in?Mr Boozificator wrote:That's it, fetch your torches and pitchforks gentlemen, I believe some scientists have too much time on their hands and need a visit from a good old angry mob.Palinka wrote:And there is even more to fear; ice cubes that will, no doubt eventually, control your ability to get another drink at a bar.
Re: Experience fear!
The article says it was just some student at MIT, and he purports that he blacked out after THREE drinks. I'll let him have the ice cubes; he probably also wears ear plugs to parties in case the music is too loud.Mr Boozificator wrote:That's it, fetch your torches and pitchforks gentlemen, I believe some scientists have too much time on their hands and need a visit from a good old angry mob.Palinka wrote:And there is even more to fear; ice cubes that will, no doubt eventually, control your ability to get another drink at a bar.
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Re: Experience fear!
Of course, bring an enraged polar bear or two with you though, will you?Bur wrote:I found a wooden spoon, can I still join in?Mr Boozificator wrote:That's it, fetch your torches and pitchforks gentlemen, I believe some scientists have too much time on their hands and need a visit from a good old angry mob.Palinka wrote:And there is even more to fear; ice cubes that will, no doubt eventually, control your ability to get another drink at a bar.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: Experience fear!
imagine if they could print a beer
press the button on your keyboard
get beer
press the button on your keyboard
get beer
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Re: Experience fear!
This is the next step toward Soylent Green. You'll never take me alive, you commies!
http://youtu.be/SVpN312hYgU
http://youtu.be/SVpN312hYgU
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Re: Experience fear!
why y'all hatin' on the meat tree?
Stupid should hurt.
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