I know it's not the drink thread but I'm throwing it out anyway: the way to make a Caucasian is 3 parts vodka, 1 part kaluaha and enough dry creamer to make it change color.
Everyone I drink with tells me I'm wrong or to shut the fuck up.
Having one now. Happy Sunday to all.
Caucasians
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Re: Caucasians
Great, now I'm craving a Cuacasian. To the liquor cabinet!
I like to swipe a bunch of the different creamer flavors from 7-11 and use them for Caucasians. Variety is the spice of life.
I like to swipe a bunch of the different creamer flavors from 7-11 and use them for Caucasians. Variety is the spice of life.
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Re: Caucasians
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Re: Caucasians
Try using Baileys (or other cream liqueur) instead of creamer. That's the way I was taught and the way that I've always made it.
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Re: Caucasians
I do like all of these things. How prescientfrankennietzsche wrote:http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-li ... ople-like/
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Re: Caucasians
I make mine from espresso or strong filter coffee with as much sugar dissolved in it as possible, mixed with milk or cream and vodka to however strong people want it
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Caucasians
Couldn't this just be called "Them Crazy White People" ?
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Re: Caucasians
you have to drink with the dude if you haven't yet....
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Caucasians
Had one with non-fat dry milk one time. Didn't really work. But normally, a solid drink.
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Re: Caucasians
I was once threatened with either banning or all star status for suggesting a breast milk white russian.
You decide.
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Re: Caucasians
Not by me.SuperHans wrote:I was once threatened with...banning...
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Re: Caucasians
I always thought that was the breast way to make themsloweducation wrote:Had one with non-fat dry milk one time. Didn't really work. But normally, a solid drink.
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It was udderly ridiculous.