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Mr. Viking wrote:you know St. Patrick was Welsh?
Yes he was take hostage by Niall of the nine hostages and sold into slavery by the Irish to work as a shepherd.
One night as he was guarding his sheep. he visited by an angel told by god to baptist the Irish.He escaped and returned to Ireland to baptist.

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and jesus was a jew
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neckbolt wrote:
Wingman wrote:
and jesus was a jew
Fuck all that blaspheming noise. Jesus was a white Christian.
I thought he was a camel jockey.
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well, he's a zombie, now. so, there.
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So, the wife and I are going to see They Might Be Giants in Cleveland on St. Patty's Day. Anyone going to be around the area? Beachland Ballroom is where the actual show is, but we will likely go out before and after the show as we have a hotel for the night.

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everyone who's anyone comes to savannah for st. pat's.
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I suggest that you go to the "Favourite Bars" forum and check out "Massive Drunk"'s reccomendations. From memory he has listed at least 10 decent bars, from dives to classy joints, in Cleveland.
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8 hours of drinking Guinness and guess who's undrunk as a judge.

$5 dollar half-shots of Jamison; thank God I didn't disgrace myself by bringing a flask.

Live band playing pink flowyd and don mc clean. nae pipe n fiddle.

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Smatter Noguts wrote:Fuck these lowlife bog stomping popefellating whores of Rome and all thier minions; next year it's the orange we'll be sportin', 'an fuck the green although I'm Spartan..
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Cheers ya bassas.

Normally spend St. Patrick's with a group of veteran amateurs, but spent this year in work, then met my old man and my brothers for a curry and lots of booze. Qwality, so it was!

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I've not a drop of Gaelic blood in me...

But I wore a Black Watch kilt yesterday, washed the night down with Tullamore Dew, and even practiced my bagpipes a bit.

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This St. Patrick's Day I discovered (to my dismay) that the Diageo Corp. has decreased Harp Lager's ABV to 4.5% and remodeled its label to resemble some sort of hideous mash-up of Bud Light and ZIMA. I know that Ireland's version of the logo has always been much plainer than the variety sold in the U.S., but something about this doesn't sit well with me. I assume that the beer has always sold well around this time of year, and it seems like bad business strategy to abandon the giant harp and celtic knot design. The worst part, of course, is that the beer itself is a watered down version of what it once was.

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That is a damn shame, I liked Harp.
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harp's not great.

Never really done st patrick's day. I don't believe in saints. I don't believe a man with a stick chased all the snakes away. I do worry that people get put off drinking by it. There's a lot of pretty uncool behaviour from the general public
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