People with twos and ones in their board name usually are snappy dressers. I'll have a pint of the now impossible to find Old Peculiar.
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- steved2112
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Re: introduction
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
-F. Sott Blitzedgerald
-F. Sott Blitzedgerald
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Re: introduction
Welcome to the virtual pub. I'll have a hearty lager and some fine spirits.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- peetie44
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Re: introduction
I'll have a scotch, neat...that is, if those people in Scotland haven't managed to spill it all down the sewer.
Cheers & Welcome!
Cheers & Welcome!
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
- NYDingbat
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Welcome! Word to the wise - tell Thirsticus that was your last barrel of bourbon. Trust me.
I'll have whatever Stoli O the damned Russians haven't got to yet - and while you're headed in that direction be a doll and pick me up some nice red wine, will you? Don't saddle yourself with the decision over which one, Mr. Boozificator can help you.
Slainte!
I'll have whatever Stoli O the damned Russians haven't got to yet - and while you're headed in that direction be a doll and pick me up some nice red wine, will you? Don't saddle yourself with the decision over which one, Mr. Boozificator can help you.
Slainte!
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- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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Re: introduction
Although I am too new here at this excellent site to consider myself one of the tribe, I will take some alcohol of any sort. Just remove the ciggy butts beforehand if it's from a found glass on the counter.richard22211 wrote:Haya yall drunk guys,
I'm new here, discovered this board by accident, hopping to meet some fellow drunks here.
(I'm barely typing ringt now, goona read and edit this post tomorroww)
No need to toss it out. Never abuse alcohol like that, and welcome here.
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
hello...
drinking vodka and preparing to watch 'intervention'. good juxtaposition in my book. :) happy Saturday.
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That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
Re: hello...
when I was just preparing my drink...I realized the upstairs neighbors were either arguing or having sex...either way..i'm happy to be wearing headphones.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
- Mr. Viking
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Re: hello...
jesus, I read intervention for a second there. Happy saturnday to you too
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- Mr. Viking
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Re: hello...
could be worse, my neighbours hear me singingl... wrote:when I was just preparing my drink...I realized the upstairs neighbors were either arguing or having sex...either way..i'm happy to be wearing headphones.
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
Re: hello...
Mr. Viking wrote:jesus, I read intervention for a second there. Happy saturnday to you too
ha! meant intervention. I have been drinking. it's a tv show I enjoy while not being in an intervention. ;)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
- Mr. Viking
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i'm glad I intervenedl... wrote:Mr. Viking wrote:jesus, I read intervention for a second there. Happy saturnday to you too
ha! meant intervention. I have been drinking. it's a tv show I enjoy while not being in an intervention. ;)
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
Re: hello...
Mr. Viking wrote:i'm glad I intervenedl... wrote:Mr. Viking wrote:jesus, I read intervention for a second there. Happy saturnday to you too
ha! meant intervention. I have been drinking. it's a tv show I enjoy while not being in an intervention. ;)
hahah! :) cheers to you. I raise my glass. :)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Re: hello...
Kill them, eat them and wear their skin in some sort of victory dance.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Re: hello...
I'd do something drastic, like learn the bagpipes or take up freelance vivisection.
Thank God for headphones. Happy Saturday to you!
Thank God for headphones. Happy Saturday to you!
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"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?