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How you know you live in a college town

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...you're drunk on a Thursday. That's when the best drink specials are, afterall.

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Are you a townie?
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Thirsty Thursdays, yep...

Too many drunk/hungover students on Friday to be a coincidence. I just LOVE administering a quiz or test on a Friday to get em.

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I never go out on a thursday any more, since they shut the HIVE
http://local.stv.tv/glasgow/212292-glas ... vandalism/
it was always buzzing on a thursday
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stinie wrote:...you're drunk on a Thursday. That's when the best drink specials are, afterall.
Damn...and here I've been college material all along and never knew it. Bummer...
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Yeah, we have Thirsty Thursdays here at our local minor league baseball stadium. It's cool but it attracts way too many cops.
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You know you live in a college town when bartenders love you on Monday

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I know I'm in a college town when I'm in college and everyone I meet is too. Ahahahhahahahhaha. Yeah, I'm not old yet
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We have $0.50 pints of Black Label here on Tuesdays. And after 2am they will sell you a 12 pack for $8.00.

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I know i'm in a town when i'm out sitting on a barstool. that just happens to be most days that end in ''y''.. THANKS MILWAUKEE :)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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