It is raining.
this happens in satan's ranch about once a decade. my roses might even bloom again.
oh shit. i think the rain stopped. one minute of joy. we need viagra for the sky
seriously, a one minute rainstorm?
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You were right the first time. In this early fire season, that one minute of rain may have saved a firefighter's life. We'll never know.
Drink to those who protect us all.
Slainte.
Drink to those who protect us all.
Slainte.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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No He doesn't...in fact, God don't like it (and I don't either)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7LLZHsMvtg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7LLZHsMvtg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
Re: God loves us
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy. - Ben Franklin.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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It's the troot. every time I hear the fire planes roar over, I shudder. (they fill up at the tiny airport a couple of blocks from us. ) Sometimes, they are in such a hurry, it sounds like they are going to land on top of our house.
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"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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now you've said that, I'm thinking of doughnuts. I think I'll have to go to the shops now
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I forgot all of those things. I did get Jaffa cakes though, and onions. And milk in a bag
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If I can't have a chocolate frosted donut, there is not reason to live.
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I got some marinated duck too, but that's for the weekend
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I have several pounds of goose fat in my freezer. I'm thinking POTATO FEST!
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Potatoes are best used for vodka or potcheen.Savage wrote:I have several pounds of goose fat in my freezer. I'm thinking POTATO FEST!
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Tlaloc is the God of rain and only blood sacrifice will appease him.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"