I am here to whine about the young. How did we lose them? Have no youngsters truly enjoyed the lovely Aunt Ethly Alc?
Now they just want the effects, it appears (in a fog for them) that they can by-pass the flavor and taste, and the slow descent into inebriation.
Rail, with me. Rail against the drying of the light of alcohol.
You can type any name you like to "post as"
And just type in any fake email address, as along as there is a @ followed by another word and then a .com
Let's have us some Drunkard fun, shall we?
(Cranberry Zero, the operator of this site, is fine with it. But these young kids need to be told to STFU) LOLZ
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: Young Blasters
ahem
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Indeed.Mr. Viking wrote:ahem
You are wise beyond your years, young man, in the language of the Drunkard.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Frankennietzsche
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Consarn it!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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As soon as I heard the stories about kids doing booze enemas, I knew we were fucked.
Seriously, whatever happened to enjoying drinking?
Seriously, whatever happened to enjoying drinking?
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one
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Re: Young Blasters
when i was a child, i drank as a child.
now that i'm a man, i've put such things behind me and whatnot.
through a glass, darkly.
yep.
now that i'm a man, i've put such things behind me and whatnot.
through a glass, darkly.
yep.
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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Shane-O-Matic
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Re: Young Blasters
Aye, something's wrong. I have a small circle of friends who I struggle to see more than once a month. Through fortune, familiarity or some other fucking thing, we all know that the night isn't going to end on a beautiful high if we're undrunk. So we get drunk. We never seem to talk about it; we just do it. It's that unspoken telepathy. At 24, I'm one of the older ones. My judgement can;t be so bad if all my friends turn out to be drunks.
Much of my regular drinking is performed alone or with older friends. Makes sense. They have more money, but I reckon I have the same thirst.
Much of my regular drinking is performed alone or with older friends. Makes sense. They have more money, but I reckon I have the same thirst.
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Re: Young Blasters
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