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Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon May 13, 2013 8:48 am

“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri May 17, 2013 2:44 am

This "god" of whom you speak, would it, perchance, be The Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri May 17, 2013 9:42 am

Nope.
The last surviving Bronze Age Sky God, YHWH.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri May 17, 2013 9:49 am

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Post by Patchez » Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:31 am

Palinka wrote:This "god" of whom you speak, would it, perchance, be The Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Patsafarian?
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Post by Wingman » Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:54 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:Nope.
The last surviving Bronze Age Sky God, YHWH.
FTW?
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:28 pm

OMG?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Post by Mr. Viking » Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:47 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:OMG?
how dare you take His Name in vain!!!
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best

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