I declare today, "International Drunkard Unity Day!"

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I declare today, "International Drunkard Unity Day!"

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No-one gets banned today (although posts may be deleted for dick-like behaviour).

Love your fellow Drunkard!
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*hugs everyone in the world*

Solidarity, brothers and sisters!
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One for the Frog wrote:My ass
And it is such a lovely donkey...
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Cheers to all. We are a vanishing breed.
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Lush City wrote:Cheers to all. We are a vanishing breed.
Yup. Then again, our population doubles when my vision does at this pub. That calls for a double.
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Palinka wrote:No-one gets banned today

Like I'm gonna believe that. You cann't sucker me in with you smooth talk, I'm a fuckin smart drunk .
you probably got some kinda british stipulation that us over here don't quite get.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Palinka wrote:No-one gets banned today

Like I'm gonna believe that. You cann't sucker me in with you smooth talk, I'm a fuckin smart drunk .
you probably got some kinda british stipulation that us over here don't quite get.
You'll not fool me Palinka!
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Me too, I'm still drunk from yesterday.
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And, indeed, no-one was banned, many drinks were imbibed and a jolly time was had. International Drunkard Unity Day worked just fine. It shall now become a fixture of the Drunkard calendar. Next year we should try to ensure that the "10th Anniversary of Con.1. Con." ends on International Drunkard Unity Day, so start saving those "Return for Deposit Refund" bottles, dear fellow Drunkards; it's going to be a massive, old-school, Modern Drunkard blowout; and in 2014, it will happen.
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What does a guy gotta do to get 86'ed from this place!?!?
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Palinka wrote: Next year we should try to ensure that the "10th Anniversary of Con.1. Con." ends on International Drunkard Unity Day ...it's going to be a massive, old-school, Modern Drunkard blowout; and in 2014, it will happen.
Oh Hell Yes.

Dylboz wrote:What does a guy gotta do to get 86'ed from this place!?!?
Show up to that thing above, and if you do, then we will work to achieve the answer to your question.

Drunkard math will be involved, so start studying, as I am now.


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This all sounds like a commie plot!
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Lush City wrote:This all sounds like a commie plot!
Mwaaahahahaha...





Actually no, my good friend. It is the work of the true Modern Drunkard Scientist (MDS) to explore the parameters and borders of our little but mighty island.

It is in the honest pursuit of Drunkard Knowledge that we explore and describe each of the multitudinous formulations of Ethyl-containing fluids, and then write these vital data down in these forums; our Drunkard Hitch Hiker's Guide.

Dylboz raised a valid question, therefore: Drunkard Research, and Experimentation using solid Scientific Method, and Drunkard Math are each indicated. It will take much work in a short amount of time, but the answer may or may not be found. If one is not, then that there is knowledge in itself, correct?

Keep in mind, the query proposed by Dylboz is not, "What do I have to do to get 86'd from this place," rather: "What does a guy gotta to do to get 86'd from this place?"

The work of the industrious Drunkard awaits, and in such work we must always be mindful of our sworn duty to protect this place from the Dries. Beware of Dries who pretend to drink, or are trolls, etc... We are infiltrated now and then by them, as with bots, but bots are more obvious and less insidious. Greed is one thing, but impertinent, over-bearing moral superiority is quite another, and must be thwarted at all costs.

If you are good at drinking,
If no one else can compete,
And if you have some to share,
The Alcoholic Team of Scientists would like to welcome you to this New Field of Study.

DRINK!
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze

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