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Hey, who opened up this back room?

Post by Sgt. HSA » Tue May 14, 2013 9:09 am

Finally, a forum where the mods aren't mostly people I'd like to boil in oil.
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?

Post by peetie44 » Tue May 14, 2013 9:56 am

Sgt. HSA wrote:Finally, a forum where the mods aren't mostly people I'd like to boil in oil.
Damn...I just spit beer out my nose.
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue May 14, 2013 10:17 am

Around here, we don't boil them in oil. We slather them in oil.
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?

Post by coqui_chris » Tue May 14, 2013 1:43 pm

You know when bars stay "open" past Last Call but only for like the regulars and friends, except there are some undesirables and strangers there that they need to get rid of first, so everybody's just standing around acting nonchalant while the barbacks keep bellowing "LAST CALL! THAT MEANS FINISH THEM UP AND GET OUT!"

But the undesirables and strangers have kinda got the feel of the place and they think they should be part of the perks of friendships and loyalties long-developed through time and attrition, and they're standing there looking at you, and you're just trying to make it look like you're getting ready to leave but its really like the Three Stooges where you're like "C'mon lets go, yeah, that's it, lead the way! I'm right behind you!"
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Post by Sgt. HSA » Tue May 14, 2013 8:31 pm

coqui_chris wrote:You know when bars stay "open" past Last Call but only for like the regulars and friends, except there are some undesirables and strangers there that they need to get rid of first, so everybody's just standing around acting nonchalant while the barbacks keep bellowing "LAST CALL! THAT MEANS FINISH THEM UP AND GET OUT!"

But the undesirables and strangers have kinda got the feel of the place and they think they should be part of the perks of friendships and loyalties long-developed through time and attrition, and they're standing there looking at you, and you're just trying to make it look like you're getting ready to leave but its really like the Three Stooges where you're like "C'mon lets go, yeah, that's it, lead the way! I'm right behind you!"
A very astute metaphor, my friend. At least I think it's a metaphor, I'm too drunk to remember the definition of one at this point.

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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?

Post by One for the Frog » Wed May 15, 2013 12:30 am

Sgt. HSA wrote:Finally, a forum where the mods aren't mostly people I'd like to boil in oil.
YET!

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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?

Post by GSG » Wed May 15, 2013 3:16 pm

Another day successfully avoiding being boiled in oil. I'd call that a result.
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?

Post by peetie44 » Wed May 15, 2013 7:53 pm

GinSoakedGirl wrote:Another day successfully avoiding being boiled in oil. I'd call that a result.
Or perhaps, merely a reprieve?
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?

Post by GSG » Sat May 18, 2013 8:00 pm

peetie44 wrote:
GinSoakedGirl wrote:Another day successfully avoiding being boiled in oil. I'd call that a result.
Or perhaps, merely a reprieve?
*sighs* Just get it over with then...
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sat May 18, 2013 11:16 pm

GinSoakedGirl wrote:
*sighs* Just get it over with then...

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?

Post by mistah willies » Mon May 20, 2013 7:43 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:
GinSoakedGirl wrote:
*sighs* Just get it over with then...

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?

Post by coqui_chris » Tue May 21, 2013 3:02 pm

GinSoakedGirl wrote:
peetie44 wrote:
GinSoakedGirl wrote:Another day successfully avoiding being boiled in oil. I'd call that a result.
Or perhaps, merely a reprieve?
*sighs* Just get it over with then...
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?

Post by Barca » Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:14 am

I love this forum....and, for the record, I'm mostly oil-retardant.
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?

Post by GSG » Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:01 pm

Great to see you Barca! It's been ages!
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