But, if it's in the Bible, it must be true. Unicorns are strong. Unless, they aren't for true, even if they are in the Bible. But, that would imply that other things in the Bible aren't necessarily true...
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
frankennietzsche wrote:But, if it's in the Bible, it must be true. Unicorns are strong. Unless, they aren't for true, even if they are in the Bible. But, that would imply that other things in the Bible aren't necessarily true...
Young man, you appear to be using logic to discern the Bible. Well, this Pee-Wob is the place for discussions about religion etc. so this is the correct place for such inquiry.
But does the Bible truly contain any logic at all? Isn't it all supposed to be about faith?
What would Jeebus do?
(If you need a Devil's Advocate for your further inquiry, I'll be happy to pursue, if there are no devotees of Lawd Almighty Jeebus who can respond. Just gonna have to dust off my chalice...)
It appears that no one else is up for the challenge, young friend. Gawdayam. Cue crickets.
Alrighty then. Let’s have a dance. I will be the Devil’s Advocate for Jesus for those who don’t have the balls here.
Have at Ye!
Unicorns are indeed described in the Bible, but wasn’t it simply an English translation from Sanskrit of another sort of beast, in a way that made sense for the newbs who were read to from the King James version thrusted upon them Brits?
