It isnt that often that u see a WKRP quote these days. But then again BMMS is the Herb Tarlek of drunks.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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Re: turkey day
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: turkey day
Didn't he marry Alan Shore at the end of Season 5?Smatter Noguts wrote:So was Denny McClain...
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Re: turkey day
Here's Mickey Mantle on Denny McClain...Palinka wrote:Didn't he marry Alan Shore at the end of Season 5?Smatter Noguts wrote:So was Denny McClain...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdl6ABq6E3w
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: turkey day
that would make tbc the les nessman?Surreal wrote: But then again BMMS is the Herb Tarlek of drunks.
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: ALL STAR PUB POST THREAD
Fabricsoftner wrote:Perhaps this was better put by the ever eloquent Oscar Wilde, when he so astutely noted that "work is the curse of the drinking class." As the self proclaimed "drinking class", it is our duty to eliminate that which impedes our life goals; those goals, being achieved through the means of intoxication, expressed as the manifestation of our life-activity, (our drunken behavior), or our true intents of existence, of living life to its fullest; our activity in creation, in expression, in fucking; our most animal activities being the most liberating. The dependence on labor, as life expression for the purpose and benefit of another clearly restricts these goals. The impending alarm clock of the morning, as a warning and foreshadowing of the latter time clock, owned and dictated by our bosses, acts a potential deterrent to our decision of consuming that next drink or not. The potential of any nobility contained within the hangover is negated once we are on the clock, and dealing with the responsibilities bestowed upon us by employment. With the elimination of Work, comes the freedom of intoxication; the freedom of relinquishing control and schedule. The ordinary citizen will dismiss that last drink, claiming the necessity of an early bed, as preparation for the demands of the following work day. Drunkards, in their purest spirit, deny such comforts, such luxuries. The final shot may not be one remembered, but it is to the permanent elimination of the Drunkard's curse. Fuck the bosses. Tonight, we drink.
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TheBigCasino wrote:I've done this, and it isn;t what it seems, you are completely drunk but - you are at a level where, I'm not sure how to explain it, and it can only happen under certain circumstances, you are operating at a higher level and your mind is completely open, yet - you are drunk, and while you are in this wild Whiskey Zen, enjoy it, because it is fleeting. Even if you kept drinking, you can't stay there, "there" has no long term guests, you have to hammer the hell out of being alive while there, and then leave - and there is ZERO escape from leaving. You have to go, and you will.
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Bird's stuffed, bbq is lit.....soon enough so will I be
I refuse to have the first beer until the turkey get's his. As soon as the coals are ready, the bird goes on the fire with a can of beer poured over him, then I can have mine. Then, we spend the next 3+ hours drinking together. Happy Thanksgiving.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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Re: Bird's stuffed, bbq is lit.....soon enough so will I be
Coals are done, bird is on, bird has had his first beer, so have I, happy Hanukah.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: Bird's stuffed, bbq is lit.....soon enough so will I be
Have a great Thanksgiving, mate.
Just an ordinary working (booze in desk drawer) day, for the rest of us. So, please give us some vicarious endrunkenment.
P.S. I really hate to bring this up but an ellipsis only has three dots #stopabusingtheellipses
Just an ordinary working (booze in desk drawer) day, for the rest of us. So, please give us some vicarious endrunkenment.
P.S. I really hate to bring this up but an ellipsis only has three dots #stopabusingtheellipses
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Re: Bird's stuffed, bbq is lit.....soon enough so will I be
I'll try my...................best.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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Re: Bird's stuffed, bbq is lit.....soon enough so will I be
What? Are you trying to get the James T. Kirk Prize for unnecessarily long pauses?Judge wrote:I'll try my...................best.
Oh, well...Please yourselves...
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Re: Bird's stuffed, bbq is lit.....soon enough so will I be
turkey just isn't turkey if it isn't barbecued. My dad started doing it at christmas a few years ago and we've never looked back
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Re: Bird's stuffed, bbq is lit.....soon enough so will I be
I grew up eating turkeys prepared on a Weber grill. It's almost a disappointment to have one that is cooked that way.
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Re: Bird's stuffed, bbq is lit.....soon enough so will I be
Turkey should be, like, baked, man.
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Re: Bird's stuffed, bbq is lit.....soon enough so will I be
We've taken to doing them in my smoker lately. We didn't this year 'cause the child wanted to learn how to cook one in the oven.
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice