When I come back from a mighty quest, I have no need for rest or sleep... I drink, I party all night long... Mead! mead! and I want more wenches. Lots of wenches is what I need.
This song is both good and hilarious, I love that.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
To NYD, around this portion of Pennsyltucky Wednesday has, for most bars, been Ladies Night. Ladies drink 1/2 price from 8-11. The premise being, were the ladies go the guys will follow, and pay full price.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
A closer reading of his post would reveal that Mr Boozificator was talking about one specific weekend, due to the exigencies of his vocation. Trust me, he certainly doesn't make a habit of dry weekends.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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