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Fuck you! Fucking med school dropouts; and the fricken horse that you can't treat, either. Cnuts (strictly talking Danish kings, of course).
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I like my dentist. He gives me balloons and stickers if I'm good
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Some people like that kind of thing...

Still pisses me off that they get to call themselves Doctor, though.
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anti-dentites
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Actually my new dentist is cool. Straight to business, no boring chit chat - just a quick check up and away. My last dentist seemed to want a heart to heart every six months. That's why I don't go to hairdressers any more, although at least at the dentist you have an excuse not to reply. A thousand sighs to awkward small talk with strangers.
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You should brush your teeth
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GinSoakedGirl wrote: A thousand sighs to awkward small talk with strangers.
Don't make it awkward for you, make it awkward for them. Ask your dentist if he has any tips for oral exercises that would help you with a gentle man if 9 exceptional inches and an impressive girth. that should shut him up for awhile.
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Patchez wrote:
GinSoakedGirl wrote: A thousand sighs to awkward small talk with strangers.
Don't make it awkward for you, make it awkward for them. Ask your dentist if he has any tips for oral exercises that would help you with a gentle man if 9 exceptional inches and an impressive girth. that should shut him up for awhile.
I think you may have a good idea there! If someone asked me for advice on how to talk to exceptionally small and chubby dwarves, I'd feel pretty uncomfortable too!

That was what you meant, right?
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GinSoakedGirl wrote:
Patchez wrote:
GinSoakedGirl wrote: A thousand sighs to awkward small talk with strangers.
Don't make it awkward for you, make it awkward for them. Ask your dentist if he has any tips for oral exercises that would help you with a gentle man if 9 exceptional inches and an impressive girth. that should shut him up for awhile.
I think you may have a good idea there! If someone asked me for advice on how to talk to exceptionally small and chubby dwarves, I'd feel pretty uncomfortable too!

That was what you meant, right?
Close. Though you've inadvertently described me. Small, chubby dwarf.

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Dat beard.

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you guys can afford dentists? ;)
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l... wrote:you guys can afford dentists? ;)
See the posts regarding "Health Service".
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