Dentists?
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Dentists?
Fuck you! Fucking med school dropouts; and the fricken horse that you can't treat, either. Cnuts (strictly talking Danish kings, of course).
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Re: Dentists?
I like my dentist. He gives me balloons and stickers if I'm good
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Re: Dentists?
Some people like that kind of thing...
Still pisses me off that they get to call themselves Doctor, though.
Still pisses me off that they get to call themselves Doctor, though.
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Re: Dentists?
anti-dentites
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Re: Dentists?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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Actually my new dentist is cool. Straight to business, no boring chit chat - just a quick check up and away. My last dentist seemed to want a heart to heart every six months. That's why I don't go to hairdressers any more, although at least at the dentist you have an excuse not to reply. A thousand sighs to awkward small talk with strangers.
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Re: Dentists?
You should brush your teeth
Or get them removed
Or get them removed
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Don't make it awkward for you, make it awkward for them. Ask your dentist if he has any tips for oral exercises that would help you with a gentle man if 9 exceptional inches and an impressive girth. that should shut him up for awhile.GinSoakedGirl wrote: A thousand sighs to awkward small talk with strangers.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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I think you may have a good idea there! If someone asked me for advice on how to talk to exceptionally small and chubby dwarves, I'd feel pretty uncomfortable too!Patchez wrote:Don't make it awkward for you, make it awkward for them. Ask your dentist if he has any tips for oral exercises that would help you with a gentle man if 9 exceptional inches and an impressive girth. that should shut him up for awhile.GinSoakedGirl wrote: A thousand sighs to awkward small talk with strangers.
That was what you meant, right?
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Close. Though you've inadvertently described me. Small, chubby dwarf.GinSoakedGirl wrote:I think you may have a good idea there! If someone asked me for advice on how to talk to exceptionally small and chubby dwarves, I'd feel pretty uncomfortable too!Patchez wrote:Don't make it awkward for you, make it awkward for them. Ask your dentist if he has any tips for oral exercises that would help you with a gentle man if 9 exceptional inches and an impressive girth. that should shut him up for awhile.GinSoakedGirl wrote: A thousand sighs to awkward small talk with strangers.
That was what you meant, right?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Dat beard.
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you guys can afford dentists? ;)
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See the posts regarding "Health Service".l... wrote:you guys can afford dentists? ;)
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