Oh god, doesn't that kill you dead?
"Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"
I mean, seriously. "Well, kind of, but why is a thirty-something-year old man pretending to be 22?"
And, "Bitch boy, make me a drink!"
Who Are You?
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like tears in rain
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When all is said and done, I'm an agent of chaos...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
Re: Who Are You?
It was pointed out to me as a child that I was rather like Harmony Parker from The Queen's Nose, and I really liked that because I thought so too. Oh, and Harmony from the book, not the TV series.
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"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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That movie is so scary, I haven't been able to watch it yet. I mean, the Joker killed himself. Nightmare material.
like tears in rain
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I'm just a guy lookin' for no trouble but my evil alter ego known as Bur sure finds some.
Took me 30 minutes to find my glasses this morn'
Took me 30 minutes to find my glasses this morn'
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fuckin' burBur wrote:I'm just a guy lookin' for no trouble but my evil alter ego known as Bur sure finds some.
Took me 30 minutes to find my glasses this morn'
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I am who I thought I was. That's why I drink ... you suppose?
Time for another round.
Time for another round.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I am what I became. Take it or leave it.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Just wanted to be a dentist....
"...there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink".
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
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Lush City wrote:I am what I became. Take it or leave it.
Indeed.
I am an avatar, a ghost of from a dead site that once waged literary and verbose war upon this site.
Although the daily column won that battle, only ghosts remain.
We once "Blued Up The House," but now there are only ghosts of western cowboys wandering about the desert in the TDC.
Here's the inimitable Johnny Lang with his new song.
Take it or leave it, indeed.
But always remember to DRINK.
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Cheers bro! We're living the creed.tdcwillies wrote:Lush City wrote:I am what I became. Take it or leave it.
Indeed.
I am an avatar, a ghost of from a dead site that once waged literary and verbose war upon this site.
Although the daily column won that battle, only ghosts remain.
We once "Blued Up The House," but now there are only ghosts of western cowboys wandering about the desert in the TDC.
Here's the inimitable Johnny Lang with his new song.
Take it or leave it, indeed.
But always remember to DRINK.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Well met, young man.Lush City wrote:Cheers bro! We're living the creed.tdcwillies wrote:Lush City wrote:I am what I became. Take it or leave it.
Indeed.
I am an avatar, a ghost of from a dead site that once waged literary and verbose war upon this site.
Although the daily column won that battle, only ghosts remain.
We once "Blued Up The House," but now there are only ghosts of western cowboys wandering about the desert in the TDC.
Here's the inimitable Johnny Lang with his new song.
Take it or leave it, indeed.
But always remember to DRINK.
Next round is on me.
Dayam, all over me
Waitaminit, I'll get a fresh pour from the bottle for ya.
No one should drink from a splashed shirt.
Slainte and let's fight the morning light as warrioirs, shall we
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Whatever it was that you said. It was uplifting. 'Slainte' is Irish right? Love the Irish folk music. There was a local group at the local farmer's market jamming under a tent and they were selling cds. Love big commercial groups like The Pogues, too.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.