was that not done by the {insert name of political party}s already?Palinka wrote:I always wanted to found a completely upfront political body; it would be known as, "The Corruption Party" and would have the slogan, "Our policies are whatever you are willing to pay!" Instead of a Party Treasurer, we would have , "The Bribetaker General". The Party Leader would be known as, "The Dude" and instead of going to war we would invite our potential opponents for talks then spike their drinks and take compromising pictures of them with whatever their countries biggest no-no was*; so in Putin's case, we'd photo him with a bear (and I ain't talking grizzly or polar, although maybe brown). Sure we'd still sell weapons but we'd make sure that we kept the "disable" codes.
The Corruption Party logo would be a hand in someone else's pocket. In short we would be honourably dishonest.
*And totally steal their wallets.
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Not entirely and they were dishonourably dishonest, whereas I intend to be upfront about the Party's dishonesty and corruption. Honourably underhanded!Mr. Viking wrote:was that not done by the {insert name of political party}s already?
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Nice thought. It would be refreshing to here a politician come out at the start of the campaign and state" i'm going to tell you people what ever you want to hear, what ever gets me elected and then I'm pocketing ever dollar I can get out of big business and special interest." At least if your gonna be a crook, be an honest crook.
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Wiener should have done that from the start, but for his sext trolling.
Wiener should have done that from the start, but for his sext trolling.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
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Ke$ha is the new voice of a new generation.
A generation of idle wealth, of entitlement, of SoCal idiocy, who looks to the retro-trend for validation.
A generation of idle wealth, of entitlement, of SoCal idiocy, who looks to the retro-trend for validation.
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"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Sort of a "part 2" but not really an update. Sort of in the vein of "more agents of the Dark Lord versus the Westboro peeps"
http://gawker.com/punk-band-shoots-porn ... 1440680143
http://gawker.com/punk-band-shoots-porn ... 1440680143
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"