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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by Mr. Viking » Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:36 am

Palinka wrote:I always wanted to found a completely upfront political body; it would be known as, "The Corruption Party" and would have the slogan, "Our policies are whatever you are willing to pay!" Instead of a Party Treasurer, we would have , "The Bribetaker General". The Party Leader would be known as, "The Dude" and instead of going to war we would invite our potential opponents for talks then spike their drinks and take compromising pictures of them with whatever their countries biggest no-no was*; so in Putin's case, we'd photo him with a bear (and I ain't talking grizzly or polar, although maybe brown). Sure we'd still sell weapons but we'd make sure that we kept the "disable" codes.
The Corruption Party logo would be a hand in someone else's pocket. In short we would be honourably dishonest.


*And totally steal their wallets.
was that not done by the {insert name of political party}s already?
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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:50 am

Mr. Viking wrote:was that not done by the {insert name of political party}s already?
Not entirely and they were dishonourably dishonest, whereas I intend to be upfront about the Party's dishonesty and corruption. Honourably underhanded!
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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by Patchez » Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:14 pm

Nice thought. It would be refreshing to here a politician come out at the start of the campaign and state" i'm going to tell you people what ever you want to hear, what ever gets me elected and then I'm pocketing ever dollar I can get out of big business and special interest." At least if your gonna be a crook, be an honest crook.
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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by mistah willies » Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:20 pm

^ ^ ^

Wiener should have done that from the start, but for his sext trolling.

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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:27 am

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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by peetie44 » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:43 am

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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:16 pm

Ke$ha is the new voice of a new generation.

A generation of idle wealth, of entitlement, of SoCal idiocy, who looks to the retro-trend for validation.
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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:13 pm

Sort of a "part 2" but not really an update. Sort of in the vein of "more agents of the Dark Lord versus the Westboro peeps"

http://gawker.com/punk-band-shoots-porn ... 1440680143
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